Brooke

water is good for your soul

[Brooke @Brooklynbeebz]

Woke up with guacamole caked under my finger nails so it's safe to assume it was a good night last night.

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

missing complimentary chips and salsa most of all

[ashton kutcher @aplusk]

❤️❤️❤️thank you for the gifts you gave to us while you were here.

[danaka @wifeoftoast]

my worst fear is accidentally committing tax fraud because I’m a fcking idiot

[tate @50FirstTates]

white ppl love to see a line forming behind them and being like “wow we got here at the perfect time”

[Hyram @skincarebyhyram]

Somebody please take the ✨ emoji away from me I can’t stop using it

[Christine Caine @ChristineCaine]

Jesus is everything.

[ashton kutcher @aplusk]

Where is the federal relief for Iowa? 10m acres of crops have been destroyed. Houses. Communities. Wake up federal gov! What because it’s not called a tornado or hurricane you don’t need to act fast? Come On!!

[Ntab'enkulu.❉ @_The7thDay]

Women shooting their shot knowing they'll never miss because men are easy

https://t.co/xKoTHBYJ88

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Do

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me having an existential crisis in the shower when I should’ve gotten out 25 minutes ago

[ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚ @BreeeCass]

me at the mechanic trying to look tough so they don’t scam me because I’m a girl

[Brooke @Brooklynbeebz]

If I’m listening to Death Cab for Cutie, it means I’m having a mental breakdown..