Brett

Used to be a Mad Man now I build design systems. I play hockey. I make things out of wood. Sometimes I lift heavy things.

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@Jonathan_Hinder You’re a thief.

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@tombogert Don’t dive. Womp womp.

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

Diving should be penalized! He effectively lied to the ref and almost got an innocent player a yellow card. Next time don’t dive.

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

So, VAR steps in to give Embolo a second yellow because the referee made the wrong decision in the first place to book Paredes? If it was just a foul, not a yellow, it’s not reviewable.

Pure insanity. Game’s gone. Less VAR man. For the love of god

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

Erling Haaland is pacing around doing nothing as if the most important game of his life isn’t hanging in the balance.

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@Dalrymple I think the answer is relatively simple. The ideas in the heads of the people that made New York the financial capital of the world between 1624 and 1900 are not held or believed by the people of Seattle today. https://t.co/QxfD7X7bKt

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@BaronWonderburg @mariomakesit You’re an aeronautics consultant what the fuck do you know?

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@_JeanLannes What a steal!

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@BaronWonderburg @mariomakesit Speed and efficiency are not how you judge a good editorial designer.

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

Jimmy Kimmel’s initials are also the acronym for “just kidding” and the designer just whizzed past that concept. So close!

[Mario @mariomakesit]

god it’s good to watch an actually divergent design process

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@tautolog @RockChartrand IDK man every day I log onto a MacBook Pro and use cloud communications technology to coordinate with coworkers to build an app and I can DoorDash dinner to my air conditioned mansion full of smart TVs and gaming consoles. Life is rad.

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@jamc666 @Rothmus

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@Barsalev This video shows Mbappe fall on purpose before the defender touches him. Truly embarrassing behavior and it's a shame the sport encourages it.

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@number_pizza111 I own multiple roombas and pay professional cleaners so that I can enjoy the full 4,000 square feet. It's great!

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@thekitze These guys are frauds btw. There are multiple accounts out there that just do nothing but debunk their claims.

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@poiu477 @CoreyWriting As a “Marxist-Leninist” in 2026 surely there are some bombings and deaths you’ve been able to rationalize.

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@zarahsultana It’s not.

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@SteveJabs Is a practical purpose built robot going to walk around my house doing hundreds of random tasks in an infinite and unpredictable array? Can a practical purpose built robot also be a disguised sex robot that my wife won’t ask questions about? Think, man! 😂😂

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

@BLDG_390 @WallStreetApes Are you seriously mad that a libertarian magazine wrote some critical articles about your dear leader? He’s a bum, too.

[Brett @BrooklynBrett]

Every chart is just “wtf happened in 1971?”

[Adam Singer @AdamSinger]

We have to fix this somehow, it's just an awful trend that has to be undone