LBC

real-life Monica Geller

[LBC @brooklynface]

Any meal that I prepare that requires shredded cheese, requires a cheese shot. A cheese shot is when you take a handful of shredded cheese and drop it into your mouth while hovering over the kitchen sink.

[LBC @brooklynface]

@firstdilf Honestly same

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@AldiUSA bestiesss so where did that DE&I policy go???

[LBC @brooklynface]

Is it Britani

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

Fucking liars need to shut their fucking mouth

[777 @_garrettcharles]

something is shifting .. last two house parties I’ve been at we have smoked cigarettes inside

[LBC @brooklynface]

My favorite part about Britani from #RHOSLC is when she insinuates Angie is “insensitive” to her religion yet she drinks alcohol and dates multiple people… which her religion does not approve of. So who tf is really insensitive to whose religion here???

[LBC @brooklynface]

Why can I not upgrade my internet without having to also buy a mobile phone @XfinitySupport

Also a text conversation lasting over an hour is abysmal. Do better.

[LBC @brooklynface]

The line at @Walgreens fucking sucks every god damn time

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@cheetodust666 Beefleigh tbh is so, so metal

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All fun n games until Ramses won’t put his chubbie in a rubbie #LoveisBlind #LoveIsBlind7

[LBC @brooklynface]

@BULGOGI_BABY Apple Pay is free money

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My friendship with Mary may blossom now that she’s a High Life girl. #RHOSLC

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Phish is an automatic no. #HingeDating

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Welp. #HingeDating

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Another #Hinge response except this one I like. 9/10.

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Diana from #TellMeLies fucking sucks

[LBC @brooklynface]

I regularly wonder what I did to deserve such a fucked up family.

[LBC @brooklynface]

Mary’s fat shaming is soooo bad #RHOSLC

[LBC @brooklynface]

James needs to shut the fuck up. He wastes so much time during the reunions. #VanderpumpRules