Brookie-lyn

an existential crisis on wheels

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

One of my top 5 life moments was when @Sauers171 bought me AirPod Max’s for my birthday and the sales guy addresses me directly to say “honestly, congratulations”

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

One of my flaws is that we could have literally met 5 minutes ago and I will already start telling you about my cat’s IBS

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

Okay don’t be mean but I just gotta get this off my chest. I thought “WFH” stood for “Waffle House” until about a week ago and now that I know what it actually means, everything makes sense.

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

Picture this: it’s 3:45 am. You had to wake up to catch your red eye flight. You got one hour of sleep and your mom and grandpa are debating on the efficacy of roundabouts. Everything is confusing.

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

I don’t understand how I went from 2 hours of sleep every night, puke and rally, bar on a Tuesday to now needing 16 hours of sleep and carbonation giving me a tummy ache

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

Christian and I were fighting over who had to drive so I told him soon enough women won’t be able to drive either so you better get to practicing bestie 💅🏻

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The same SCOTUS that said yesterday that states don’t have the ability to regulate guns today gave states the power to regulate women’s bodies.

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

Just a girl, talking about how much I don’t care about what people think of me while unironically caring deeply about what people think of me

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

Graduated from a VSCO Birkenstock girl to a Doc Marten’s platform sandals boss woman.

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

@OceanSludge If you ever stop tweeting that will be the day I lose the rest of my marbles.

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

I wish I was born a low maintenance kinda gal, but sadly here I am, a level-100 high maintenance kinda gal.

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

My philosophy with MY tattoos (idc about anyone else’s) is that if it’s gonna sound embarrassing when I try to explain it I probably just won’t get it

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

After watching President Zelensky’s address to Congress literally everything I do feels absolutely pointless #ClosetheSkyoverUkraine

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

Nothing makes me feel like more of an idiot than trying to call my insurance agency. They expect way too much knowledge from me.

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

@megharper_ Thank you friend, it’s so nice to know that there are people in my corner during this tough journey 💔

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

I never thought I would be saying this but I now only have 9 toenails…

[J~A~V~I @_King_Javi__]

#HalfTimeShow no context:

[ddo @ddo0504]

Is that Anderson Paak? #HalfTimeShow

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

The only thing more excruciatingly slow than watching paint dry is trying to work on your credit score.

[Brookie-lyn @brooklyniiames]

Me: “if you had unlimited money to pick out your dream car, what would it be?”
Christian: “whatever could hold the most kitties from the shelter”