madi

let the years we’re here be kind

[Freudian Slippers @FreudianSliders]

@awaisaftab Yes! I've always thought that Emily Dickinson writes beautifully on this.

It might be lonelier
Without the Loneliness —

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I finally got a cork for my birdhouse. Birds kept getting out of that hole

[27. @dimvji]

everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

I was so concerned abt my dog's well-being in the car that I set up several ACs to cool him down. Unfortunately I came back to find him frozen solid as a popsicle. Now I have to leave him in an incredibly hot car to thaw. Everyone will judge me.

[rachel @rachcorrine]

Life is fluid and then you’re dead.

[never better @wiremxther]

in high school my friend took either lsd or shrooms and halfway into the movie he sat up really straight and got really scared and said "guys... im a glass of water...." and i took my straw out of my drink like i was gonna drink him and he got up and tried to run without spilling

[. @playboicurrryy]

i know im not trippin bruh

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"Tell them to put 'probably gay' in the headline."

[iván🐾 @cIawdwolf]

this is the uniform i was wearing all day today and i felt like i possesed him for a moment idk, huge if true

[Brien Jackson @Brien_Jackson]

Hot take: An adult man has more business being in the sexy lingerie section of Victoria's Secret than a teenager does lol

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[TRANS RIGHTS | Jirachii ⭐ @1000Jirachi]

Hmmm...no community notes....that shit is real

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Ima keep it real with you boss my tummy hurt

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

This is literally the weather channel reporting the forecast

[a weirdo @Fat_December]

Look at this fucking cat I saw today. He kept leaning out of his stroller to play with flowers