Brooke

Expect feminist mini-rants, horrible puns that pop into my head, and football.

[Brooke @brookpluse]

Reply with the name of an album that has 12 tracks and I will assign their respective zodiac signs

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Israel: You guys need to evacuate that hospital or you'll get killed.

Palestinians: We can't evacuate the hospital, it's a hospital.

*powerful missile hits hospital*

Israel: ...

Israel: ...

Israel: It was the Palestinians.

[Brooke @brookpluse]

@learning_to_die @KCDavisSays @TikTokSupport Omg same 😅

[Brooke @brookpluse]

@KCDavisSays @tiktok_us I thought for a bit I got blocked and was like oh no what did my autistic ass say wrong this time

Then I was like that’s so off brand for kc

I really hope tt fixed this for you!! What the heck

[Brooke @brookpluse]

@peacock and @YouTubeTV are no longer playing all the figure skating events, but I know lots of people have been watching them live. Can anyone help me?? I want to watch!! @ISU_Figure @USFigureSkating

[trash jones @jzux]

imagine your roommate eats the plums you were saving for breakfast and then writes a bitchy little poem talking about how good they were. and then it becomes one of the most famous poems of all time

[Brooke @brookpluse]

@audipenny Me, it’s me

[Brooke @brookpluse]

@thetrudz

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

hey this is CVS. we filled your prescription. can u come pick it up in the next 17 seconds or should we light it on fire in the parking lot

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

"The vaccine may affect the menstrual cycle!" Yeah menstrual cycles can change at the slightest breeze, and you know what REALLY affects them? Viruses.

[Brooke @brookpluse]

@vanessamzoltan @iSmashFizzle Thank you, I will make sure you aren’t the last

[elle ⚢ @artangeIII]

if dr. frank n furter’s castle in rocky horror is wheelchair accessible what excuse does anyone else have

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

it’s only called tokyo drifting if youre in the tokyo region of japan. everywhere else it’s just sparkling vroom vroom

[Brooke @brookpluse]

@pleasantchime !!! Thank you for this information , I had no idea

[Brooke @brookpluse]

@pleasantchime Wait so!!! Then what’s a skein. My life is a lie

[Brooke @brookpluse]

@hasharin !!!

[Brooke @brookpluse]

Here’s an idea,,,, Middleditch and Schwartz take over the @MATEScast torch from @michaelianblack and @CavanaghTom

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

THE BEN SCHWARTZ MEAL IS BACK AT MCDONALDS!!!
for a limited time.

[Brooke @brookpluse]

@MelCatMil I… this is so sweet

[Brooke @brookpluse]

@iDREWit Yikes. Tell me you’re an entitled trust fund kid without telling me you’re an entitled trust fund kid

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Bars ask to see a driver’s license if someone looks too young to be there. That license has an electronic ID in it and gets carried around by most adults, no problem. Stop pretending vaccination proof, which keeps everyone safe, is some kind of government takeover.

[Preston D. Mitchum @PrestonMitchum]

Vaccines can’t be about “personal choices” if those “choices” can be life or death for immunocompromised people. It is not self-limiting.

This society is so individualistic and thinks only of ourselves and not the community. Our hypocrisy is heartbreaking yet not surprising.