Otis Bushtail

I’m a guy who really likes geography and animals. Especially squirrels. More squirrels the better!

[Otis Bushtail @brooksbannister]

If anyone cares, follow me here.

Also, @UrinatingTree, please start an account there so I don’t feel as compelled to come back here.

Also also, yes I really like Sandy from SpongeBob. It’s actually about 50% of my Facebook persona.

#AdiosElmo

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@JeromeM94Movies I was going to say Shazam! 2 flopping was the moment where Zachary Levi makes his heel turn, but then I realize some of his tendencies were there the whole time.

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@joncoopertweets Seen here realizing that wasn’t a fart.

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@GeoGarduno @TFHypeGuy Having seen almost all of these performances, my choice is between Roz and Fink.

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@nooddels11 Fox McCloud, please don’t judge

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@CalltoActivism Goodriddancetothisgoober

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@thaboyjozu Congratulations on that Cabinet, President Musk- er, Putin- er, Netanyahu- er… I don’t even know…

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck trump

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@CalltoActivism You f’ed around, now you’re gonna find out.

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@TheRichFromCali I’d support it, but I really don’t think the Dems would go to him in 2028.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Election Day.

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@solidus_strife @UrinatingTree @tomgrossicomedy would disagree.

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@TNMouth Other breaking news: water is wet.

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@7Veritas4 I’m going into tomorrow with cautious optimism, since I’ve voted, my plan is to entertain my Facebook friends with some election-themed furry short stories.

Yes, I just told the man who’s working to get Trump thrown in prison that I’m a furry writer.

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@TNMouth @TNMouth I just wanted to ask you a two-part question: what’s your secret in predicting political results and where did you get the confidence that so many of us don’t have?

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@UrinatingTree @MillsyPillsy Not just a swing state, THE swing state.

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@TwinsJake @SurvivorQuotesX @RandyBailey1720 TV Tropes describes Randy as the closest Survivor got to having Al Bundy on the show.

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@DrShirandi @Scaramucci @nypost From Top Secret! (1985):
“Klaus is a moron who only believes what he reads in the New York Post.”

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@nikicaga As a squirrel lover, no Mike. You don’t get dibs on my creatures. No squirrels, no raccoons, no foxes, no sloths, nothing cool, cute, or interesting.

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@GiraffeNeckMarc Cardinals enter a complete fire sale.