Dave Brooks

Just a bunch of molecules inertly floating through space and time.

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

@petemuntean Asking a briefer to read me all of the NOTAMs along my route is my favourite part of flying.

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

Alright, who didn’t do their PAVE and IMSAFE checklists? This is what happens.

[Pete Muntean @petemuntean]

JUST IN: FAA now says the computer system failure that triggered Wednesday air travel meltdown was caused by a file damaged by “personnel who failed to follow procedures.”

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

Befuddlement AND schadenfreude in a single live shot?! @Phil_Mattingly

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

@SamTomlin539 Tomlin, the Grinch isn’t as green. I hope Santa brings the Gabba ground crew a Mentay for Christmas.

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

The 2022 remake of Terminator is where Sarah Connor just buys Skynet for 44 Billion $ to stop the bots.

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

This is what they mean when they say Camilla, Britannic Queen consort.

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

Technically until his coronation the correct title is King-elect Charles III.

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

Everyone loves to hate Tom Nook, but that guy still offers 0% interest rates. 👀 @federalreserve

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

@louistheroux how about now? Any offers yet?

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

No, but I'm open to offers. “@brooksbot: did you ever release a rap album?”

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

gotta respect the longevity of microsoft word. nothing about it works and it's still the standard. want to move an image? go to hell. edit a pdf? edit your expectations. ignore a spelling mistake? how about suck my dick. that'll be 150$

[CNN @CNN]

The famous cherry blossoms in Washington, DC, bloomed earlier than predicted this spring. This drone footage captured them at their peak. https://t.co/NLBCjCxrLW

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

One day I'll click the wrong button and accidentally subscribe to YouTube Premium.

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

@northropgrumman Cygnus spacecraft bound for the @Space_Station on a cold and blustery Saturday on at @NASA Wallops FF

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

In the renewed push for DC and PR statehood, I've learned that Washington DC has more people living there than both Vermont and Wyoming. And if PR were a state it would be the 31st most populous in the Union with >3m residents according to @uscensusbureau

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

NASA Perseverance successfully touches down on Mars. "The smartest, most capable rover" ever sent to the red planet is tasked with finding evidence of microbial life in the Jezero Crater @NASA @NASAJPL @NASAPersevere #countdowntomars

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

Get your peanuts ready folks #CountdownToMars

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

As someone who was an "alien" in the United States for a number of years, I find the "non-citizen" change in language to be thoughtful and not insignificant. Like calling a house guest an interloper.

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

Remember way back when that lawyer wasn't a cat and Tom was upside down? Man, those were good times.

[Dave Brooks @brooksbot]

Trump's defense team not using the line "if the MAGA hat doesn't fit, you must acquit" is a wasted opportunity in my opinion.