Brookelyn

no, i do not play basketball ig:_brookedownes ~aspiring to out-fame Kanye West~ 🌈 she/her

[Brookelyn @broookEcookie]

Why @SteveCarell deserved an Oscar for his roles in Despicable Me 3
A Thread:

[Brookelyn @broookEcookie]

Back from my hiatus

[Tayto McCrisp @luke_warm3]

People arguing over doors and wheels and I’m out here still trying to figure out if it’s yanny or laurel

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it’s interesting how no one has taken me ice skating this season? held my hand (in adorable mittens) and laughed at me when I fell over? bought me a hot chocolate and commented on how cute my nose is when it’s red from the cold? seems fucked up but okay

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

garfield should be voice acted by an actual cat and then there can be subtitles

[maeve @maevedunigan]

bf is being hunter (ordering the bagels) I am being gatherer (asking ppl if I could please steal one of the chairs from their table if they’re not using it, no problem if not)

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

American Adult

[Brookelyn @broookEcookie]

Another day, another DM from @BarackObama

[Brookelyn @broookEcookie]

I know we’re in a simulation because whenever I drop my phone it lands face down and cracks and that is not how physics or karma should work

[USRowing @usrowing]

If @jonasbrothers rowed in an eight, what seats would you put them in?

@nickjonas @joejonas @kevinjonas

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

That first sip of iced coffee >>>

[Ԁ$∀ @anaswagprincess]

If you ever post a picture of your coffee and think “no one cares” know that I care and I hope you enjoyed every sip of that shit baby.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

bf said he wouldn’t keep me as a pet if I was a worm. trouble in paradise

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

I really had y’all crankin that soulja boy 🤣

[nard @avantnard]

i need covid to end cuz i did not get my nose pierced almost two years ago just so i could stay inside all day

[cal? @cal_gif]

new pasta just dropped

[Brookelyn @broookEcookie]

@shutupisabel Even Oklahoma 🥺

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

RIP Charles Darwin I know he would have loved Pokémon

[Brookelyn @broookEcookie]

When people have literally no argument so they tweet something so extraneous you get this 👇🏽

[paplanner13 @paplanner13]

@Jocehfk @RockyMntnMike When did school buildings learn to speak. Perhaps school directors, administrators, teachers or parents spoke and you mistook it for a building. School is merely publicly funded child care, we see the piss poor results of a generation of internet education everywhere these days