As soon as you put the paper straw in the smoothie the clock starts ticking. you have 2 minutes to drink that smoothie before the smoothie drinks your straw
me to my friends: grades don’t define u !!! college is a scam and these exams are not a true measurement of ur intellect !! don’t worry
me to me: stupid fucking bitch if u get anything below an 80 ur a failure u might as well drop out or die