Fabian Schär’s Moustache

"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say"

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

I have definitely never been less motivated to watch a second half of football… Sidney Sweeney could be handing out £50’s in her bikini bottoms pitchside and I’d still rather watch tipping point. #NUFC

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

@KayBurley After the ratioing you're taking here, Kay, I doubt you'll need to look him up again.

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

lol.

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

"Row that fucker home".

[Archie Hicox @ArchieHicoxGB]

@louorns

[Ætheling of The North 🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 @DarkSoulz449AD]

Pov: You're a Dane who just landed in Northumbria thinking there's more monks to kill and rob, then you encounter a 6'8 Anglo shithouse.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Fab 🫶✍️

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

Some absolutely baffling positional and tactical decisions from us today #NUFC

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

@ColeFusionHQ There was a kid at my school whose mum was so ugly that he had the nickname of “Two Dads”

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

William fucking Osula. #nufc

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

@1GarethWynJones When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

@JGerrings The more I read about her, the more she appears to be a plumber in the same way that Rachel Reeves is an economist...

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

So you lie, complain about getting caught lying, then turn off replies? Seems like a solid vote winning strategy to me!

[Lucy Powell MP @LucyMPowell]

I’ve been out door-knocking too but I won’t post on here what people had to say about you as you might go running off to the police again …

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

@NUFC What (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck?

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

@Chris21759170 🤣

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

If anyone hasn’t had quite a good enough evening, go and watch Le Fee’s shite penalty 🤣 #nufc

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

@BobRoberthickey I’d take him over Pope.

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

@acid_mcdevitt @DonnaLouise1212 "The Mountain Doesn't Care"

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

When I was at uni in the 90s, I’d often hear American friends say that “Jordan never won a ring without Pippen” and I never really got what that really meant. Today, I’m starting to understand. #NUFC

[Fabian Schär’s Moustache @Brooonale]

@DerrickEvans4WV @FBI @SecretService The only thing that Temu Tony Montana here is fighting is type 2 diabetes…