Emperor Bropatine

Sith Lord, Emperor, club hopper and vape enthusiast. Now silence yourself and bring me my vodka/cranberry.

[Emperor Bropatine @bropatine]

@dickmasterson You were in my neighborhood

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@elonmusk I find your lack of common sense disturbing

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@DickMolesterson Splendid! We shall now rule over this empire together! I'll bring the bottom shelf vodka.

[Emperor Bropatine @bropatine]

@KarlRolzy @SeaniesNFTs Eat shit

[Emperor Bropatine @bropatine]

@safemoon @coinbase @binance @krakenfx @cryptocom @OKEx @WazirXIndia @HuobiGlobal @exodus_io @investvoyager

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@tacobell bring back the #4 Mexican Pizza or face the wrath of my Deathstar.

[Emperor Bropatine @bropatine]

@TheCoomunist Sorry, I don't speak earthling. I learned a different language on this spaceship on my way to Alpha Centauri. #doge #toalphacentauri

[Emperor Bropatine @bropatine]

@TheCoomunist Ok boomer

[Emperor Bropatine @bropatine]

Ok, you have my attention...

[Teletubbies @TeletubbiesHQ]

Eh-Oh...what could the Teletubbies be possibly hiding from us? Stay tuned for something BIG this week. 🚀 #Bitcoin

[Emperor Bropatine @bropatine]

@benshapiro @politico Tldr but tell your sister that I want her shoes

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@RobinhoodApp Robinhood trying to pretend like the past few days didn't happen. Also deleting reviews from the Google Playstore shows what a bunch of criminals you guys are.

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@TheCoomunist Bahaha and they turned off comments. This is why no one takes them seriously.

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@MicrosoftEdge what the hell? Why did you forcibly try to install your browser on my PC, taking up the whole screen which I can't exit out from unless I press "ok", and install it onto my taskbar? The audacity.

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@LABasedComedian You idiot, she will win if she gets the high ground.

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@suzannahweiss

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@suzannahweiss Reading this made me regain my virginity.

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@LABasedComedian @ginacarano @Jon_Favreau Chief, this ain't it yikes!

[Emperor Bropatine @bropatine]

@ABC Reenactment of what ABC did to that news anchor for mentioning the Jeff Epstein cover up.

[Emperor Bropatine @bropatine]

@CNN How dare you call my stormtroopers and AT-AT's racist! After my hang over is finished, I will be looking for Earth's coordinates for my glorious, non-racist, Death Star.