joey stewart

Two-time bowler of a perfect game (Wii Sports)

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

@WhiteHouse @SecWar this is very cool, but Please Mr Oresident, we must hang up thr 10 commandments (from the bible) in all of the civilians homes who survive our bombings

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

@JDVance One tim e I took so much tylenol that my liver got autimsm

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

Lee Corso ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

@Greg_DiScala @UberEats Wow @UberEats. This is absolutely despicable behavior. You’ve lost a customer #FedUp #ProfitsTakingAMajorHit #DontFuckWithDiScala

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

@shawndunagan @wkyc @NickCaminoWKYC Man, I’m so lucky. Grew up watching CC and Cliff Lee, then came Kluber and eventually Bieber… so many legends, so many great memories.

But CC is the pitcher of my childhood. Love that guy.

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

“Explain to your whale friends, we’re not dumping.” Oh ok. This is a shitting conference call apparently.

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

“The fate of your bag is in your hands. This is how we 100x”

Bro on speakerphone on this flight to LAX is getting me worried about my bag. I don’t think I’m even 15X’d yet.

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

@ohwowthejet 1s in the FUCKING sky, yams. Electric factory

[John DeMarsico @JohnDeMarsico]

New camera lens! Playing with depth of field on Father's Day at Citi Field #baseballiscinema

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

As someone who sticks needles in the backs of infants until pus drips out, I agree!

(not a doctor)

[Dr. Annie Andrews @AnnieAndrewsMD]

If you have never stuck a needle in the back of an infant and watched pus drip out please don’t tell me I am overreacting to RFK Jr.’s assault on vaccines.

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

@stanverrett Stan, you and Neil were my childhood. Catching the late night broadcast before school every morning was the best.

Your chemistry was unmatched and it’s sad to see you go, but you’ve left an impression on millions of us. Thank you… I can’t wait to see what’s next!

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

.@jordanbpeterson nightly from 9 to 9:45 i light a flannel scented candle and imagine myself operating an excavator to increase my testosterone levels

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

@RobbyBerger School of Rock, Bob. Trust.

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

Playing Legacy down in Pinehurst… ended up finding this beaut in the pinestraw.

Next hole, I topped it straight into the water… I’ve never seen a ball dive into a pond so vehemently.

True @bobdoessports fashion. @RobbyBerger @Cutsysays @FatPerez33 @ohwowthejet

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

@RobbyBerger @BrillDumbShow Top 5 arcade games to play at a bar

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

@NatefromATL @stoolpresidente “Let’s see some athleticism” and “she’s pulling up from half court over and over” being in the same tweet is insane. Those are like 35 footers, half of ‘em on the run.

It’s like seeing Kyle Korver absolutely bury 7 straight threes and saying he’s not athletic enough.

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

@dannysteww7 Don’t worry, I know a gun guy. His name is Jackal. Think he’s Irish. Great guns… Automatic, bolt action, you name it, he’s got it.

They ARE Nerf Guns but they’ve worked very well as a home invasion deterrent, at least when I was dealing with that ant infestation.

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

The coolest thing about liking jazz fusion is that people hearing it for the first time correctly say “this shit is so stupid.”

And then you can act like they’re completely crazy and unbelievably stupid for not liking it, even though it definitely does suck.

That’s so rad.

[joey stewart @brosefstew]

Movies love having something called a tesseract in it