Broseph Strachan

Carlton FC and Utah Jazz fan. John Stockton and Jason Statham fan. Working everyday at becoming more Strawesome.

[Broseph Strachan @brosephstrachan]

@metrotrains How's this for genius thinking..

They just cancelled the 0716 train from Croydon

But replaced it with the 0706 train, which was 10 minutes late

That type of thinking will get someone promoted

[Broseph Strachan @brosephstrachan]

@HaveeSnowball It's everywhere. This on the corner of Brunswick St & Alexandra Pde. Surely there are bilaws offences @cityofMelbou

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@BrianTaxpayers Surely these keyboard strokes would've solved it all?

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@JayJay91341991 @theheraldsun This is hilarious. BJ living rent free in all y'all heads. 😄 🤣

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@piersmorgan Haha 🍋🍋🍇🍇

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@ptv_official Bus replacement at Ringwood to Parliament this morning at 730am. Absolute mayhem. Rumour was 1K people waiting in the Q.
#LevelCrossingReplacement

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@AshleyLeahy Thanks for your mature and unbiased opinion
#GrubbyPolitics

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@VirginAustralia Ironic that they're called Virgin, because I've been royally f$@! over.

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@VirginAustralia Wa really looking forward to my VA91 flight to Bali - Dep 1140 Arr 1450. Then, changed to Dep 1625 Arr 2055 Darwin S/Over. Rang up - response: Bad luck. Q Free inflight meal? A No. Now at Melb Airport. Flight delayed to Dep 1810. Is this the standard service?

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@BobMurphy02 @Maxleader65 There's a very simple reason for that Bob%

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@MitchRobinson05 Edward Betts & Jeffy Garlett

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@ZeekArkham Thoughts and prayers🙏

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@databyjosh What's AFLM @daymow ?

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@newscomauHQ

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@drunk_logic I think that he's just commenting on what he knows for sure. As in the truth for him.

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@newscomauHQ #brave

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@Steph_Chiocci @AFL

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Hey @sirswampthing does Michael Tuck hold the record for most years btwn 1st & last premiership at 15 years and is @joelselwood14 one win away from equalling it? I considered and excluded G Coventry, D Reynolds, Bartlett & Doull.

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@Matt_Medina388 @KJTorrance @joelpollak @PhilMushnick @nypost

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@DrBlackVelvet