BWT

[BWT @BroTelfer]

I’m still alive.

[Scoops @ejmaroun]

The Howard Stern broadcast from 9/11 belongs in a time capsule forever. Nothing properly conveys the emotions of that day better than this https://t.co/BvC6zjioSG

[shelbo @shelbytheclown]

The new Disney World fastpass just sends you straight to the ICU

[Stern Show @sternshow]

After hearing President Trump’s inauguration speech, @HillaryClinton says she began to get nervous. And it sounds like she wasn’t the only one. “George W. Bush says to me, ‘Well that was some weird sh-t.’”

[Stern Show @sternshow]

After getting high for the first time in L.A., @jdharm has reportedly taken a liking to weed and continued to smoke for the remainder of his time in California.

Watch the full “JD Gets High” special on the @SIRIUSXM app! #Howard100

[Acyn @Acyn]

Barron?!?

[Jeff Wild @jiffywild]

Serious question.
Does the mom in this cartoon say "abso-fucking-lutely"

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Wowww just had to unfollow OJ. He’s funny on twitter but give him a google and you will NOT like him anymore

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

10 year challenge:

[Stern Show @sternshow]

The Wack Pack's 2018 #YearInReview wouldn't be complete without Tan Mom! #Howard100

[HBO @HBO]

A definitive list of things you can do when it’s cold outside and dark at 4PM:
Watch The Wire
Watch The Sopranos
Watch Boardwalk Empire
Watch Rome
Watch Carnivale
Watch Six Feet Under
Watch Sex and The City
Watch The Leftovers

[John Popović 💙⚽️🇭🇷 @jmpopovich72]

BREAKING: Guy Fieri re-elected as Mayor of Flavortown.

[Stern Show @sternshow]

Watch #TanMom adopt an Australian accent and pose as actress Nicole Kidman in a new prank: “Put a shrimp on the donkey ... on the barbie.”

Watch her recent visit to the #SternShow here: https://t.co/tBHcVCDg9t

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Trump and Kanye have a lot in common, actually. Both believe they are far more gifted than they actually are. Both are known to deliver rambling, nonsensical speeches. And both profess to love someone named Kim.

[College Probs @CollegeGirIProb]

In high school:

"Ugh I bombed that test"

*gets a 95*

In college:

"Yea I think I did okay on that test"

*gets a 32*

[BWT @BroTelfer]

@TelferMegan Me too

[morgan bates @moebreabates]

#BellLetsTalk 💙 Donating 10 cents for every like and rt to the @difdroyal foundation. Help end the stigma #WeAllSkateTogether 💜💜

[anna @anmcq3]

I miss vine 😔