Nigerian Politician Profile:
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London
Holidays — UAE or USA
Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Dubai, London
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming
Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Country — Managed remotely.
But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂
If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual.
@saintxylr@salam_adejoke@yabaleftonline Lol, the cycle will not continue cause it will end with your child, he or she might just be bullied to death. The cycle may continue in hell🙂And I feel you’d be proud.
@Titanium7teen@FadaChristmas_@General_Somto And also I specifically said “beyond the bedbugs” cause the problem now is even beyond that, my point is, bedbugs asides first, vehicles in terrible shapes like this, shouldn’t be on the road.
@Titanium7teen@FadaChristmas_@General_Somto The chairs inside are even more terrible, the interior, also in terrible shape, reason why bedbugs can breed that much without it being noticed, or it might’ve been noticed, but they don’t seem to care, I hope you get it now?
@Titanium7teen@FadaChristmas_@General_Somto Nah I don’t think you get it, what I mean is this, many of these buses in Lagos or most cities are always in very terrible conditions and bad shape, but as long as it moves, these drivers still put them on the road, many of them don’t have headlights or working brakes
@OurFavOnlineDoc At this point it’s becoming a norm, this is very sad and alarming, @NigeriaCAA this definitely needs intervention and regulation, as it is becoming a threat to one’s safety even in the airport