brownballoons

let me come over and nap

[brownballoons @brownballoons]

my body is a temple and I treat it like a frat house

[𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 🌞 @opheliamuses]

Paid off the remaining balance on the hospital bill so I officially own my son outright 😌

[brownballoons @brownballoons]

@barebackcontes Your feelings? 1 2 3 release them.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

The first person Jesus revealed himself to after resurrecting was a hoe but you think you too good to be in love with one. Jesus’s absolute favorite person was a hoe. You think you better than jesus?

[💗 @ma1ybe]

My aunt and uncle got divorced today. They are no longer married after 57 years. They're Still in love but divorce was necessary because of uncle's medical bills. Now, when uncle passes, aunt won't be saddled with $277,000 in debt. She's free & the house is in her name. I'm So sad that decades of marriage comes to an end because of the American medical system.

[deniz ✧ @smhbillie]

rosalía singing german opera on berghain was the last thing i was expecting

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@barebackcontes

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@MahoganyPrince He gets so defensive 🙄

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@barebackcontes Where is your vote

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@MahoganyPrince ...does he...

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@barebackcontes When you look at him do you stare at the good eye or the unique one 🤔

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@barebackcontes This is the scariest thing I've seen this Halloween

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@barebackcontes Puke and rally champion

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@SunshineKeychn What insurance do you take

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

they banned me from the gun range because i kept practicing letting a single tear roll down my cheek as i pointed my handgun at the target

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Its so confusing sometimes to be a girl (gay man aged 18-35)

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@baevid_wines La verdad

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@barebackcontes

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@barebackcontes Omg I've never seen this Era of you. She's powerful hahahaha