caleb pelster

If your not sarcastic you ain't living

[caleb pelster @browncandofor_u]

@fauxcalebp

[caleb pelster @browncandofor_u]

Big 10:420,000 students. $25,000 per year for students. 1.05e10 total cost.Yet somehow it's free and we don't touch the debt?please explain

[caleb pelster @browncandofor_u]

@pokytv you have 2 be quiet

[caleb pelster @browncandofor_u]

MIP free since 94 #IDidItMom

[caleb pelster @browncandofor_u]

@brea_RedSnappa @shelbyrice2013 I still don't see anything wrong with this

[caleb pelster @browncandofor_u]

@pokytv @MILKman_33 @fauxcalebp don't you dare bring my momma into this

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Every day, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak.

[caleb pelster @browncandofor_u]

@brea_RedSnappa boy they must be getting really bored without us there. We better make a trip back to join them

[Keith Stone @Keith_Stone___]

Retweet for your chance to win a Keystone Light shirt! Must be following for a chance to win. #KeystoneLight

[Tom Tebow @IamEvilTebow]

If Florida State really wants to penalize Jameis Winston they would force him to read a book live on Sportscenter

[caleb pelster @browncandofor_u]

@Sambo2013 we always have been. Like you said Spanish buddies for life.

[caleb pelster @browncandofor_u]

Madison county you came close. Closer than anyone else has came before. #CloseButNoCigar

[Football Videos 📹 @TopFBVids]

ALEX MORAN FOR LIFE

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Portugal is in trouble tomorrow. The U.S. Men’s soccer team eats pieces of shit like them for breakfast.

[caleb pelster @browncandofor_u]

@caitlin_hupp @BrendenHenn you get quality and quantity. #refreshing

[caleb pelster @browncandofor_u]

You know you have problems when you leave after your parents and get back to your house before them on a Saturday night #whatsgoingon

[caleb pelster @browncandofor_u]

@t_mart12 in the wise words of brad Buffam

[caleb pelster @browncandofor_u]

Never thought in my lifetime I'd be popular enough to get my own faux twitter page, S/O to @fauxcalebp #findthemasshats

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

The original Duck Dynasty