Faux Caleb

I put the 'Grrr' in 'Swinger,' baby!

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I think that’s your ass

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Happy birthday @ragewithschrage

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@ragewithschrage @2014Kinney

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To all my ladies out there: Roses are red, so are your lips. Sit on my face, and wiggle your hips.

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When a guy says “hey where can I put this dick?”

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Having a wife is like laying a tile floor. Do it right the first time, you can walk on it for years

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Treat a girl like dirt and she’ll stick like mud

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If they ain’t double d’s, just put em away

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Update

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BIG NEWS TODAY FOLKS: The real Caleb, that’s right, @browncandofor_u will be running a beer mile as punishment for royally sucking at fantasy football. Pics to follow. RT to spread awareness #runfastdrinkfaster #teambrown #teambrownmeanstwothings

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God gave women two sets of lips for a reason: one set to chew your ass and another set to apologize

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Any ladies wanna go halfsies on a climax?

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Two things I don’t fuck with: rattlesnakes, and condoms. #rattlesnakesbite #mysnakespits

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Hey you. Yeah, you. I’ll see you later. You’re not safe tonight #weddingseason #letsconsummate

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Damn Elgin, stealing the slogan I’ve used for years for my.... Dick.

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Currently just 2 girls short of a threesome. DM if interested

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Beat my meat so good today, I had my own ass clapping #fauxknowsbest

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Fun fact of the day: the toothbrush was invented here in Wheeler County. Don’t believe me? It’s gotta be true! Anywhere else, they would’ve named it a teethbrush

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Had sex for an hour and 45 seconds the other night.... gotta love daylight savings #springforward #ontothisdick

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That look that says “I’m texting your mom. She’s on her way over.”