John C

Your friendly UPS man

[John C @browndoing4u]

Ppl smarter than me:

“Let’s turn the clock back 1hr but the sun goes down 3hrs sooner. And eventually ppl will get sad. We will call it “Seasonal Change Disorder”
*applause*

Everyone else:

“The sun down down 3hrs sooner. So now day drinking starts earlier”
*louder applause*

[John C @browndoing4u]

Griswold Christmas Vacation or Elf?

[John C @browndoing4u]

@heyitsJudeD But you’re still here?!?!

[John C @browndoing4u]

@MrJonCryer @elonmusk To be fair, @MrJonCryer was always been 2nd fiddle to everything he’s done. So he’s used to his opinions being on the back burner.

[John C @browndoing4u]

Man don’t be worried about that big city food. You need home cooking from the eastern shore.

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

Just found out that I’ll be starving for thanksgiving which I find is outrageous😤

[John C @browndoing4u]

@TeaLeoni I thought you died 2 years ago

[John C @browndoing4u]

@90sWWE @bullyray5150

[John C @browndoing4u]

@kevinbacon in Stir of Echoes, how much orange juice did you really drink? Take after take, ect….

[John C @browndoing4u]

@BleacherReport @brgridiron 7 cuz deez nutz

[John C @browndoing4u]

@Ravens Lamar: 53 rushing attempts

[John C @browndoing4u]

@mmpadellan Neither are white guys who seem to tell us what we need to do

[John C @browndoing4u]

@paigevanzant I like wrestling, horror movies and horses named Ed that talk

[John C @browndoing4u]

@TT_Sunshine_ Him and Vern

[John C @browndoing4u]

@skedaddle74 Smackdown

[John C @browndoing4u]

@LakotaMan1 She’s a librarian in todays housing market. Good luck

[John C @browndoing4u]

@WillTheMan100 It would mean more if you had a blue check. You’re just a guy

[John C @browndoing4u]

@nypost It’s disgusting. It’s why people shouldn’t own kids

[John C @browndoing4u]

@joncoopertweets My dick has the same. Prove me wrong

[John C @browndoing4u]

@CalltoActivism Omg. Boycott Pepsi

[John C @browndoing4u]

@mmpadellan Exactly