Sam Brownell

the girl with the thick glasses

[Sam Brownell @brownell_sam]

I can't dab but I can run 13.1 #HappyPR #NewProfilePic

[sahami @leshaami]

“women’s adoption of AI is 40% less than men”

yes bc we’re still using our brains

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease

[Khensani 🎀 @Khensi_20]

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-3pm work schedule? 🥹

[Alex Predhome, Track and Field Enjoyer @Predamame]

Me, at mile 1: I'm doing great!!

Me, at mile 20:

[Sam Brownell @brownell_sam]

@thegrtdivide @beekachuuu

[Alex Predhome, Track and Field Enjoyer @Predamame]

To post about it.

[Ryan Dreyer 🪓 @theryandreyer]

There are only two ways a good long run ends:

1. you feel like you could have run much longer

2. you’re sitting on the shower floor questioning your entire existence

There is no in between

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

you ever notice how when you say “going to” you can say “gonna” like “I’m gonna cry” but you can’t say “I’m gonna pittsburgh”

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home.

They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️

[Brady Holmer @Brady_H]

Strategy for my next marathon.

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

if you can’t do the math then get out of the hilary duff ticketmaster queue

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

Going back to where it all began. 🖤 The Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special premieres March 24 on Disney+. #MileysMemories

[A @seattleiminyou]

Pleading insanity to a traffic violation

[Jordan Maison @JordanMaison]

Every single AI commercial is like “Are you stupid? Unable to complete the simplest task or form a coherent thought on your own? We’ve got you!”

#SuperBowl

[— don @dracosrevenge]

every three minutes, another Monday rolls around. this is not sustainable.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

No we don't, Imao that's why we don't have any kids.

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

Do you know how dumb you sound to me when you say “I asked ChatGPT”?

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.

[Therm @ThermCantRead]

Patriots vs. Seahawks Super Bowl with bad bunny and Green Day halftime show this one’s for the libs