kris

well I’m sorry I’m not an alchemist, john

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

This Republican scheme to conceal Mitch McConnell’s death is a test run for what they’re going to do if/when Trump dies in office.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS

[NBA @NBA]

OG ANUNOBY WITH THE PUTBACK.

KNICKS COMPLETE THE 29-PT COMEBACK FOR THE WIN.

LARGEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY 🤯

[val (she/her) 🇵🇸 || gitchie gitchie Carrie Coon @edithcrxwley]

IM CRYING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN IN AGES

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

There are people, right now, who think that The Odyssey had to have a racial minority in the main cast in order to be nominated for an Oscar.
They literally think that.
A normal person cannot grasp how stupid these people are. You'd have to eat so much lead.

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Again: 41 year old guy here. At the time Troy came out, Pitt’s casting and performance were considered a movie-ruining disaster.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Iran Deal By Obama:
•Strait of Hormuz open for free
•Iran limits Uranium enrichment
•Iran agrees to make no nuclear weapons
•Iran allows Int'l inspectors to ensure compliance
•Inspectors confirm Iran's full compliance

Iran Ceasefire By Trump:
•Strait of Hormuz closed, only open for $2M Per Ship
•Iran makes no guarantee of limit on uranium enrichment
•Iran makes no guarantee of no nuclear weapons
•Iran makes no guarantee to allow Int'l inspectors

MAGA: Trump Playing 5D Chess! Art Of The Deal!!

[Phillip Feliz | Master Flip 🇩🇴 @Masterflip_]

That was just the Temu version of the original

[Kit Kat ((commissions open)) @kittischmitti]

Foggy may be dead but his presence is always felt

[kris @brownhairedsass]

when they kissed I said “we’re really doing this shit again” I hate it!

[ari ☆ @nadiaelites]

watching s2 of daredevil and i still can’t believe they’re trying to make karen and matt happen AGAIN

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Your net worth is $11.3 million.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Every player on this Italy WBC team if asked to speak Italian

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

James Van Der Beek is obviously best known for Dawson's Creek, but he was so good on Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 where he played a fictionalized version of himself as a complete dirtbag.

He wasn't at all afraid to make fun of himself and his career.

Rest in peace.

[John Smith @johnsmithyson0]

It took me like a year to really see enough of it to believe them, but the feminists seem to have been right. A lot of dudes just really hate women. I didn't realize how many.

[kris @brownhairedsass]

“extremely organized” is just people who know how to read and write and do some research

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out and get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that ... we are not gonna have it ... our country was founded on law enforcement"

[New York Mets @Mets]

A great Captain will always lead the way.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christopher Nolan’s next film is an adaption of ‘THE ODYSSEY’

• Described as a mythic action epic that follows the tale of Odysseus & his 10-year journey home after the Trojan War

• Starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Matt Damon, Lupita Nyong’o and Robert Pattinson

[Noelle @Noellenarwhal]

There are many reasons why billionaires shouldn't exist, but I think one of the most glaringly obvious ones is how easy it is for one of them to just buy a government. That should alarm everyone

[MLB @MLB]

Play No. 5 of 2024: Pete Alonso with the most memorable home run of his career!

Pete Alonso's heroic, go-ahead 3-run HR sends the Mets on to the NLDS!

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

NEWS: The Mets are planning to retire David Wright's No. 5 and induct him into their team Hall of Fame before a July 19 game at Citi Field, per sources.

Full details:

https://t.co/QhygVIMxjx