Dave Walter

Trained Thespian

[Dave Walter @brownjulius]

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[Dave Walter @brownjulius]

Happy End Of Stupid January Day to all who observe

[Dave Walter @brownjulius]

@FormerDILF Just saw this- Most Excellent

[Dave Walter @brownjulius]

Ahh- mulch season once again. Shoutout to the mulchmakers, keeping us safe from whatever is going to erupt from the earth that is worse than pencil shavings someone barfed up then shit on

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@thatdeangirl It really is rock-solid across the board

[Dave Walter @brownjulius]

Finding from my second covid test: there are absolutely two different tests. One involves a nice soft q-tip going barely into the nose. The other involves a stick with perhaps two hairs of cotton on the end being jammed into yr brain until you taste the sound of purple.

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@woodruffandsons Very glad this got permanized into the World Wide Web

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@looorahloo I differentiated them- thought of cream rinse as the extra-creamy-seeming conditioner in the beige bottle. When All-Day Lankness™️ was the look you were going for

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Definitely go see the SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK movie if you are curious what a classful of talentless but opinionated screenwriting 101 students could come up with in a contentious 15 minute brainstorming sesh

[Dave Walter @brownjulius]

Not sure why I thought CRAWL was gonna be good but I did and it wasn’t

[Dave Walter @brownjulius]

Woke up this morning worried about John Larroquette. Turns out he’s fine!

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I for one am very ready to not be surrounded by the sound of trickling faucets at all times.

[Dave Walter @brownjulius]

Has anyone stopped to consider how the kids are getting their Retsyn these days?

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@LRD_RPTL DO IT

[Dave Walter @brownjulius]

The only way you’re not gonna like the new Queen movie is if you don’t like Queen AND you don’t like movies.

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@StephenKing

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I've had some not-Thursday-feeling Thursdays but this is just ridiculous.

[Dave Walter @brownjulius]

I feel like people are losing sight of the fact that XXX Vitamin Water was personally formulated by 50 Cent.

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@michaeldixon one hell of a fine special, no question. Top participants: Harrison Ford and the Pinkett Smith household.