Laura Stockwell

Anxious but affable

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Fun conversation starter: walk up to someone and say, “Tell me the truth.”

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Help! My Kroger has become a Bro-ger!

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@micdadam For a second I didn’t get that one (didn’t realize Cher sang that!) but then I was like…oh!!! I got you, babe. 👍👍

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@micdadam So you don’t often say to yourself: “🎶If I could turn back time🎶…I’d choose a different word”?

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@micdadam 🎶Do you believe🎶 that it’s a good start word?

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Is the phrase “you’re playing with fire” supposed to discourage me from doing something? Cuz playing with fire is pretty fun actually.

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Sometimes I feel like nothing matters in a really horrible, paralyzing way, and other times I feel it in a really badass, inspiring way.

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The British calling a woman a “bird” > Americans calling a woman a “chick”

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#MeandWho?

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Me: “There’s a donkey!”
My daughter: “Donkeys aren’t real!”

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@micdadam Hear me out: maybe the person who ordered the food ordered it from the bathroom.

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Can I cut or tear something to smithereens or must I blow it?

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Them: Seize the moment!
Me: (sees the moment) …nah.

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@SethPTackett Now that’s a fine looking mug! 10/10
Thank you for your bravery.

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Here is my favorite mug. Does anyone else even have the courage to post their favorite mug? #brave

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My thoughts are like my vacation clothes: if I don’t unpack them right when I get home, they turn into a pile that make it harder for me to sleep.

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I want a career where if I do a good job people throw flowers and stuffed animals at me, but I DO NOT want to ice skate.