Ol' Coconut Nips Brown

Hey yo Tony, where'd you get that fresh pepperoni?

[Ol' Coconut Nips Brown @BrownLightning4]

@felicitywareing @angvaj They should make better music x

[Ol' Coconut Nips Brown @BrownLightning4]

@999Goldy @felicitywareing

[Ol' Coconut Nips Brown @BrownLightning4]

@felicitywareing @MilanHartney I does not

[Ol' Coconut Nips Brown @BrownLightning4]

@felicitywareing @MilanHartney Wat

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

[JOB INTERVIEW]

BOSS: According to your criminal record, you were convicted of bribery. Is that correct?

ME: I'm not sure...perhaps four pounds might jog my memory?

[Ol' Coconut Nips Brown @BrownLightning4]

@felicitywareing @Bertovo I wish you had not @'d me in this

[Abam @AdamBroud]

[On set of the hit Swedish TV show "So You Think You Can Flørgën"]

Contestant: *Begins to flärgën*

Judge: It's a no from me

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

rooms are weird. You can eat food in all but one of my cubes. That is where we bathe

[Ol' Coconut Nips Brown @BrownLightning4]

@dubstep4dads @felicitywareing

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

@thisalbumsucks This is it

[Ol' Coconut Nips Brown @BrownLightning4]

@felicitywareing @ladbible Oh no thank you

[Ol' Coconut Nips Brown @BrownLightning4]

@brivu @felicitywareing

[Ol' Coconut Nips Brown @BrownLightning4]

@felicitywareing @EsotericExposal The universe is actually believed to be flat in a topological sense

[Ol' Coconut Nips Brown @BrownLightning4]

@imogen_wareing Excuse me, I actually hate innovation. UNFOLLOWED!

[billiam @BillRatchet]

white women can only cum when they hear the office theme song

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

Going forward marriage will be called merging and you will absorb the other person to become one large meaty orb

[Ol' Coconut Nips Brown @BrownLightning4]

@Ay_Gunna @felicitywareing HE DOESN'T NEED MILK

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Me: Do you have the Harry Potter audiobook?
DJ: no