Scott Brown

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Let’s summarize Trump’s unhinged rant at his Michigan speech:

He called Ronny Jackson “Doc Ronny Johnson” in the middle of claiming he aced his cognitive test.

He packed a Black church with 85% white people while claiming he had the support of the Black community.

He told everyone he doesn’t need their votes.

He said we used to have $2 mortgages.

He rambled about how he forgets which state he’s in.

He babbled for minutes about showering and his “beautiful hair.”

He still doesn’t think dishwashers have water in them.

He doesn’t understand why he isn’t winning California.

He was creepily talking about “beautiful children” and deporting them.

He might think Michigan is a country.

He thinks he won Man of the Year in Michigan when no such prize exists.

He projects and says Biden doesn’t have any policies, despite being the President who’s literally enacting his policies.

Bro has totally lost the plot.

😬

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

Had a work team karaoke outing last night. Proud to say I won the grand prize. The Golden Pipes Award! Felt a little rough this morning, but well worth it? Too much “singing juice” 🫠 https://t.co/jWdIrAdfQC

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

Of all the stupid t-shirts I’ve bought in my life, this might be in the top 5. Thanks for the tip #reddykillowatt #Psa https://t.co/QTzZOC7Lo2

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/7obvFvWZzB

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

RIP Julie Cruise. Got to see her perform once at the @emptybottle which was a great show. Live forever in the fun version of the #blacklodge you angel! https://t.co/FhVqRlgoqY

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

@CaviarSupport Are you down again? Nothing is working for me and I just upgraded for the DashPash.

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

The fog in Chicago today makes my office seem like Cloud City from Empire Strikes Back! Keeping an eye for Vader waiting for me behind a door! #cloudcity https://t.co/TF8om9rWgc

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

Resting Penis Candle… #justsaying https://t.co/aVD4hO1Qmj

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/UyA4ltmEqm

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

Well, Tom Brady finally retired today. So there is a QB vacancy in Tampa Bay. Would hate to see him go, but @aaronrodgers12 does kinda already have the whole pirate look going! 🤣 My masterful Photoshop skills at work! 🤪 https://t.co/EDeYOj2vfa

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

If you’re parents buy you a knife sharpener thingy for Xmas and the first time you try it at home, if “Cuts Like a Knife” by Bryan Adams randomly comes on, is that a sign? 😜 Solid stuff? https://t.co/UtY8uC1Tx8

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

Wondering if they could just leave this construction site as is with all the cool graffiti? Instead of $$$ condos? #meatwad https://t.co/oc30vPdsiT

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

Was running with some good company last night and came across a record vendor and got a little Bad Company and a LeadBelly record that gets straight to the point! 🤔 https://t.co/0sQ9gStBvY

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

Is it a sign I’m getting old when I bring an #atari console to deer camp, so I can play Missile Command and stuff while my father is sleeping 6 feet away from me? There is no WiFi here!! 🤷‍♂️🤪 https://t.co/dZFJDjVGhA

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

Write your own caption! Not sure about the design of this sign? The Blowing Rock, “ A place to dangle your child over a huge cliff and sacrifice it to the hungry hawks”??? https://t.co/J9nWLYiPWx

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

I don’t always go to museums, but when I do, I go to The Moogseum. #moogseum https://t.co/LjrzEGZPty

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

I don’t always go to museums, but when I do, I go to the Moogseum. #moogseum https://t.co/AueGrnc8YD

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

On sale now!! #antivaccers Lime Flavored Kool Aid!! Find it at your nearest unverified news source!! #ɢᴇᴛᴠᴀᴄᴄɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ 💉💉 https://t.co/4ftf7XLDZv

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

Damn, gotta admit, this is County AF! 🙃 https://t.co/4J3ZUNfEI8

[Scott Brown @brownscott70]

Starting a log of all the people who feel they are better than everyone else and don’t need to wear a mask on the CTA. @chicagocta FYI, most of them are in their 20-30’s!! https://t.co/Whb3KefPqU