Nick Browning

NUFC, Hearts, Steelers #AshleyOut

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

🫡: @alanshearer #LEGEND

[Kendall Rowan @kendallrowanx]

I think it’s his time now especially after today but it will devastate me for him to go, especially like this. I respect the man he is immensely.

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Never ever want to see Joe Willock play for the toon ever again

[Dominic Scurr @DomScurr]

👑Dan Burn moves clear of Alexander Isak in the all-time Champions League goalscorer table.

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

We are calling for tighter restrictions on fireworks following the death of Roxie, our endangered red panda kit, on bonfire night.

Our expert vet team believe it's likely that three-month-old Roxie died due to stress caused by fireworks in the local area.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

THREE WINS IN A ROW 🔥

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

Donald Trump has won the 2024 election.

Four years after launching an unprecedented attack on democracy and leaving the White House in disgrace, the convicted felon will return to Washington, DC, as the 47th president of the United States.

🔗: https://t.co/rznxBpYKMZ

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

“Alright Jameis. We just need 5-10 yards to give Dustin Hopkins a shot”

Jameis seeing Cedric Tillman 40 yards downfield:

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

When the CEO of Twitter is celebrating a terrorist attack that claimed the life of a ten-year-old child you can be absolutely certain that this platform is being heavily used to manipulate society towards the biases and agenda of the empire

[Fesshole�� @fesshole]

Visiting the cinema back in the day and asked to see "12 Monkeys". The person serving me asked "How many?", to which I genuinely replied with some confusion "12?". Still makes me laugh and cringe in equal measure.

[J @potterscope_]

Bojan x The Strokes

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is the best Tony Soprano impression you’ll ever hear

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims.

If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline.

If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state.

Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.

[Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26]

"Jermaine Jenas & Huw Edwards to present a podcast together about being sacked by the BBC. It must not, repeat must not be titled Huw Jenas"

[Austin Williams @Future_Cities]

For those who think that Just Stop Oil were treated too harshly, read the excellent sentencing summary by the judge.
https://t.co/t8nzCAilk7

[Jordan Pickford @JPickford1]

Spain are getting battered #lesson