breann

im outty 5000

[breann @brranbeann]

I'd harvest goat piss during a full moon and bathe in it while chanting hymns to Satan to get rid of my acne

[ems @kttygod]

candians be like “do u want me to etransfer you”

[Cody 🫧 @Thot_Pocket]

RHORI having 3-5 cheating storylines with a side of polyamory

[Echo @EchoDoesRadio]

I don’t even know the husbands’ names and we’re already introducing side pieces!! #RHORI

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

As the president bombs Iran at the behest of Israel, I would like to say a heartfelt fuck you to every single person who voted for trump, voted 3rd party or simply sat home because “both sides suck.”

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Conservatives 2010: you liberal snowflakes need a “safe space” for everything you can’t handle reality

Conservatives now: the halftime show is in Spanish so I need my own special version with kid rock

[breann @brranbeann]

@kat12021988 THIS. Does anyone else notice whenever dorit speaks Kyle will find Erika and give her a look?!

[Peach @nerdylilpeach]

i have bad news for everyone who ever told me “you will get more conservative as you get older”

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Trump didn’t even acknowledge MLK Day.

No statement. No tribute. Nothing.

That’s not a mistake. That’s the point.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

White lives matter mfs quiet after a White woman got shot in the face.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

it's great to know if a federal agent shoots you in the face the entire government will publicly slander you as a domestic terrorist before ambulances even arrive

[breann @brranbeann]

@waterthose888 Loved that Daisy called her out!!

[breann @brranbeann]

@ronimyrick24 @Giggyrock @OldMomBro Also the fact Jess confided in her about how Kyle makes her feel and tumi turned around and told Kyle. Like did tumi need to do that? No not at all. To me that's not leader behaviour :(

[Erica Wenger @Erica_Wenger]

A once-in-a-lifetime experience happened to my twin sister today & I thought you all may find it pretty breathtaking & beautiful too! 🫶

[breann @brranbeann]

If you live in Canada, Canadian Red Cross has a free Opioid Harm Reduction course !!

[The Narcan Plug @De_codes]

Last night I brought Narcan to a girl who was unresponsive on the floor while her friends screamed at me that it was unnecessary and not to give it. Her lips were turning blue. I did it anyway. She abruptly woke up about 15 seconds after. For the love of god get Narcan trained.

[Jessie @jessiejensen]

The caption explains that the doormat says “gayest place in town”

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

last night I told my four year old I loved her and she said “I love you so much that if someone chopped your head off I’d carry it around forever in a bag”

[Albert Jaragua Corado 🔻 @digitalurn]

That cop in Uvalde having his lock screen be the punisher logo and him being scared to take on an active shooter is truly the perfect encapsulation of how cops see themselves vs who they really are.