Captain Bruce 🇵🇹

Clever Waters - FS Model Mgmt - | MUFC | Film Junkie | Fashion Content Creator | Pefti, ABU, NTA TVC & La Cine Fabrique Alumni | Rema FL

[Captain Bruce 🇵🇹 @brucearchv]

@JustKingss I own a clothing brand. We make from scratch and we ensure our pricing are affordable compared to the ones people complain about

Even if you can’t patronize, anywhere you see our post be it on IG, X or TikTok, just repost, like or share to your story

https://t.co/41PrwfLVMC

[Clever Waters Fashion 🇳🇬 @TheCleverWaters]

@MalachyNdukwu Just for 38,000 naira

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Can we set a date and time for all Presidential candidate to debate on subsidy alone

Ideas driven
Data based

All candidates must attend!
Let's go

[Big Fish Gee 🦈 @GbemmyG]

Easiest way to stay employed in this country is to leave these popular industries and find an industry with boomers . Two interview stages and you get the job .

[Brams @bramszn]

Rapture is slowly becoming an obsolete sermon topic in churches

[Nthanda Manduwi 🌍🤍 @NthandaManduwi]

Hurts me to say this: Africa will not be saved by entrepreneurship. We cannot vibecode ourselves into the 4th industrial revolution. We still need to industrialize. To achieve this, we need stronger and better public institutions. We need extremely competent leaders at the helm.

[loba @twinxrs]

respeito tanto o espaço do outro que parece que não me importo

[tammy† @tammyfrmdao]

that gimmick of leaving your phone alone to charge, the first few days after getting a new phone.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

gained nothing being with you, so what am i going to lose leaving you lol

[Vickyybae @taiye___]

The worst part about ignoring a red flag is remembering the exact moment you first noticed it.

[mantha @samanthlogan_]

“Do you want a relationship or a situationship?”
bro I want a scholarship

[BODE @neverelent]

I don use billing chase all the girls wey like me comot. All of dem dey say dem never see boy wey shameless like me before 😔

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

I hate complaining but anytime I go out to buy things, I am so so surprised that this country isn’t in chaos. This is no way to live.

[Promise @CAPTAINKALADIMA]

“Guyyyy na she I go marry sehh”

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Built a football pitch for this community to dream, play, grow

You no tell them say rent range from 40k to 10m?

See caption like say na free 🤡🤡🤡

[Tayo Txn.🖤 @tayobeats_]

resumed september 1 last year as a construction engineer,
resuming september 1 this year as an investment banker.😳

[FEAR GOD @FEARGODMINDSET]

“Nobody is coming to save you also implies that nobody is coming to stop you.”

[Asiwaju @mr_asiwaju]

VIO and Road Safety will see this bus and look away, but will stop a 2023 Lexus to ask for ROAD WORTHINESS

I’ve never seen such madness in my life

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

See ehn, bend it all you want, BETTING is 30% skill and 70% LUCK!

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

South Africa, what a country.

They have the most for say about other African countries but at least, we don't kill our superstars.

As I'm writing this tweet, I can think of 4 of their superstars they've killed in the last 10 years.

[Health is wealth @AdenikeAwe1]

I just listened to a fireman on @ARISEtv now. He said they have three fire trucks in the whole of Calabar the state capital, two are out of service, hence only one fire truck was available to put out the fire.
Nigerians only have one duty in 2027, come out en masse and run APC out of office.

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

A boy and a girl are dating. The boy has a great job, a comfortable apartment and a car. All the girl has is a soft body and a pretty face, but it is the boy who is lucky? Okay.

The boy makes 500k+ a month. The girl is still being fed by her parents, but it is the boy who is lucky? Okay.

From that 500k, the boy is paying her bills, taking her on dates, even covering bills for people he's never met in her family. But it's the boy who is lucky? Okay.

And then when he eventually breaks up with the girl & walks away, he's the one who "fumbled" and "lost a good one?" She's the one who "Dodged a bullet?"

Delusion is a beautiful thing.