Bruce Julian

A HUNDRED AND SIXTY CHARACTERS THATS 160? Thats all? I don't need that many. I'm in RETAIL. That's 6 characters, and a lot more walking in the door.

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

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[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

Heading to the BOB Awards tonight & need a bow tie, etc. for your 20s look? We can help!

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

The first three letters in the word 'DIET' say it all.

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

Now that the government has re-opened I guess I have to stop removing these mattress tags.

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

It's so cold this morning that I'm debating wearing double pants!

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

Get dressed THEN make bad decisions...
Don't make bad decisions while getting dressed!

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

Today's Horoscope: Beware, gullibility is rampant.

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

I didn’t set my clock back.
I’m writing this from one hour in your future.
We have jet packs.

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

I hate auto-correct! I'm always posting some thong I didn't Nintendo.

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

I started my day by adding things I've already done to my to do list. #ProductiveTips

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts.

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

Somebody is out there thinking of the impact you've made in their life.

It's probably not me, but just saying...

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

Every day I strive to be a better bad example.

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

Seems like everyone is posting workout tips, so here's how I do crunches: https://t.co/7w7YosGUlw

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

Me: I must be out of my mind.
Me: You and me both.

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

Netflix basically has two categories: "Seen It" and "Don't Wanna See It."

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

I've seen people tear phone books in half with their bare hands & I just had to use scissors to open a bag of bagel thins.

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

If we're all here, it stands to reason that we're not all there...

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

Being "sub par" is bad unless you're a golfer.

[Bruce Julian @brucejulians]

Heads up: your bathrobe isn't appropriate for the office tomorrow. It isn't THAT casual a Friday.