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i like pathfinder

[ladyauro 🌟🪽 @LadyAuro_]

group of guys on the bus stopped in front of me and were side-eyeing me while nudging their friend going “HEY MAN THANKS FOR LENDING ME YOUR PORSCHE” “AND SAVING KITTENS FROM A HOUSE FIRE” “ARE WE HEADING BACK TO YOUR 5* SUITE?” and I was laughing so hard I almost missed my stop

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

they're saying it's gonna be abandonment issues july. whaaat who came up with this. 😂

[特特 @THEMETALBUTCH]

kkcry

[✧☆✦ @VOIDTHROAT]

most americans spend 100% of their waking hours staring at a flashing screen that just says KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Dont delete that tweet...This is twitter, Not quitter

[Zo @Squigglemoonzo]

my ideal relationship is just two weird people taking turns being fascinated by each other

[Byakuya Togami @ByakuyaT0gami]

See this is why i fiddle with his hole

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Today's Connections is the closest to this we're ever going to get.

[.𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃.☘︎ ݁˖ @axxluvr]

idk how to flirt i keep calling him gay for flirting with me

[latina hannibal lecter @morbidmomo]

email me that pussy

[ryuo @pawpflash]

i be moaning when i stretch and yawn cause im lowkey gay

[Witch @witchwounds]

have you ever lived with your life on the line

[mav @marlbluero_]

the fuck bro

[backward @brugmodius]

@_c3nd @sadreturns i don't wanna :(

[backward @brugmodius]

the dick is a positive you ninny

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

facebook-tier meme but it’s just real

[backward @brugmodius]

@_c3nd @sadreturns how

[CrowLiker @Crow_Liker]

this image but it’s LQ and the Razor

[backward @brugmodius]

@sadreturns doesn't change the facts brother

[brazilian nepeta leijon @gardengnostico]

why is this is animated like a homestuck gif