Chris “White Mystery” H.

Oracle. Mayor. Youngest of 3. This page is strictly for fantasy, jokes,romance, and anything else collective mind truths. Please send me likes so I can blow up

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

You’re in Chloechosis

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They hate to see me

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

You find my awkwardness charming and endearing right?

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

@propoopforever Lollll

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

Got green but I’m not Celtic

[phoebe @g0pherworld]

Missing time

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

I was up in the pussy like idk

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I don’t even know if I would classify today as “Wednesday”

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

@g0pherworld You will never fumble something that is meant to be yours

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

Am I your sweet treat?

[phoebe @g0pherworld]

All my games are short but I play them like they’re long

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

But its just a sweet sweet fantasy baby when i close my eyes you come and take me

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

@propoopforever Nope!

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

I saw so many bugs today. Probably at least 15 worms. At least 10 spiders, one of which had a sack of babies on it. I saw 5 snails, 4 milipedes, a bumble bee. A slug. So many isopods. Like so many. An ear wig. A caterpillar. And I met Lady named Debra

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

Damn all that dirt made me dirty

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

I’ll take you to Imagination Land

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

Welcome to Idea World

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

Can we come up with more stuff?

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

Took a selfie too good to post I feel like Tyler Catastrophe

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

@un4l0vesu I don’t am I supposed to

[Chris “White Mystery” H. @bruhalert69]

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