🖤 abbey 🖤

24 ✨ body piercer // insta abbasorousrex & stabbasorousrex

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

dont commit suicide guys that shit kills u

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Accepting the fact that you’re about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my snail wife if we were sharing a delicious cucumber and a kiss

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

The vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat

[໊ @user0000O0]

pick me choose me euthanize me

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[𝙃𝙖𝙯𝙚 シ @ihyhaze]

I'm never deleting TikTok

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

would you pee on me if we were both hotdogs on a grill🥺?

[eliz @eliza___v]

not my house but i know my way around

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Squidward being the first one ever to get trapped in a Backroom

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

run ts back, i’ve made my own money now

[laroi @thekidlaroi]

guess I gotta add “girls” back to the set list

[аsja .ᐟ @kindlysheepish]

why did i ever let myself get this fat