BruisedBoy

A gentleman and a pervert. Enthusiastic masochist with good politics. 40. he/him/they/them.

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A Complete Guide to Getting Lucky
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@Apenasumescravo Took a long time to find but yes I've been very lucky.

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A good day to bust balls.

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@Apenasumescravo what do you think of my first home made video?

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Made a gif of my partner's ass because these booty shorts make everyone's life better.

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My partner is always breasting boobily about the place.

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

i have a confession to make. i know “she breasted boobily down the stairs” is a joke about male authors writing female characters but sometimes i really do focus on how much my titties bounce when i walk down the stairs.

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@bimbologymajor They get kind of pressed into the nooks of the crotch on either side of the seat.

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This is the ass that smothers me by the way. I'm a very lucky person.

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Partner spent 3 days camping at a queer festival and then came home to sit on my face without showering. She treats me very well.

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@bimbologymajor You make me want to work on my pushup fails.

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My partner has worked out she can smother me with her tits whilst smashing my balls with her feet. It's her new favourite thing.

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Today I sacked off work. Had incredible kinky sex before a great band practice. Made delicious fake burgers. Put up coat hooks and watched a crappy sci fi movie. Good times.

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@BrattyyMyla Bonus points.

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"Chastity cages shouldn't hurt"
Try telling that to my masochistic dick.

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@TheRealMVarla @JTOM120 Not for me. Uniforms convey authority/power/legitimacy. But in my perception being a hot girl does that way more than any uniform could.

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@AbundantMischi1 I think fetlife has the effect of encouraging people to present the most respectable face of their kinks to avoid looking like a creep in front of their communities.

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@misshortcake_ I made my weird GF with a giant butt a house so she could sit on me in comfort.

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Lying me down on the bed is for treating me like a human. Lying me down on the floor is for treating me like an object.

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My life is hard.

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My partner left me out of chastity when she went away for the weekend but ever since she came home she's been promising to make my life hard tomorrow.

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The dimensions are just so improbable and she smothers me with it all the time.

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My partner has a great ass.