gods perfect idiot

dyke bitch. bold of you to assume i think

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

the modern left is simply incapable of acknowledging that many of its basic beliefs are either unpopular, stupid, or both, so it will keep losing to insane right wingers who choose to “stupid and popular”.

[michael wave @michael___wave]

expressed surprise to my (catholic) bf that there’s only been one pope francis, when francis is the best saint. and he gave me a very long look and said that that was just my opinion, not the opinion of the catholic church as a whole

[vo @vanillaopinions]

well who the fuck are democrats going to nominate in 2028 now

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Gary Larson truly has a once in a lifetime mind. Nobody else workin on his level, no one really even in the same stratosphere

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

undefeated

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

STEM is so cool. Science is amazing. Kids should develop curiosity about how the universe works and proficiency in uncovering its secrets, so that they can most effectively optimize clickthrough rates on banner ads at the bottom of VC-funded website-apps.

[sam parker @samprkr]

“DC is a college town populated only by salutatorians who loved their vice principal.” I tweet from Mission Navy Yard happy hour. I order another pitcher of margaritas and RSVP yes to a capitol hill networking event on Partiful. Life is good

[gods perfect idiot @brunchb1tch]

as a bi bitch. we gotta stop acting like being queer makes u automatically a better person

[Ari @Ariellex1_]

& They come with humanity and empathy pre built in 😭😭😭😭😭

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

i would date a bisexual man

[Paul Blest @pblest]

I feel like I’m living in a different reality from freaks like this

[g a b y @gabydvj]

i think it's beautiful that everyone's parents' house is the coldest place in the world. all our parents united in fear of the radiator

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

does anyone wanna come over and do this with me?

[nancy @d0gtired]

Jobs for stupid girls that have made all the wrong decisions for five years

[gods perfect idiot @brunchb1tch]

the craziest thing ive ever done was stalk my exs spotify religiously for like a year on desktop looking at the dates each song was added to ascertain his emotional state. cant do that shit w my current bf all he listens to is like. jazz funk

[. @Notdojaaa]

“HE SAID NO PICKLES”

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

ur not truly home for the holidays until you find yourself shivering despite wearing a blanket and six layers of clothing inside of what your mother assures you is a perfectly warm house

[clare @moethelawn76]

I think a man having sex with another man and realizing he’s straight is straighter than a man who doesn’t even try