jimmy joe

just a regulare guy i guess... but have been told im a cool motherfucker

[jimmy joe @brunklejim]

Think ill start humpday early

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

Adding "girl...I want to pour cole slaw all over your lap and go to town!!" to the list of creepiest pick up lines ever.

[Pamela Sutherland @Ltd_To_Two]

It doesn't cost to show someone you love them, just a little thought from your heart

@Gabbie4St @acarlucci71 @VlanTrunk
<<THANK YOU>>

[Suds @stacywawa1]

Being single is much more tolerable if you're getting laid.

[Pamela Sutherland @Ltd_To_Two]

Fear is only as deep as the mind allows. - Japanese proverb #Quote

[jimmy joe @brunklejim]

Happy mothers day

[jimmy joe @brunklejim]

Just discovered drinking a yoohoo rite after sex increases the orgasim affect by 20%

[jimmy joe @brunklejim]

@Mulkeytsp thanks hunn

[♥Erica♥ @ittybittyet]

I know I'm having a true multiple orgasm kind of day when I find fries in my cleavage...

Simple pleasures my peeps...plus I have snacks too

[jimmy joe @brunklejim]

@Masterroasty thanks for the follow roasty

[jimmy joe @brunklejim]

@Castellon427 thanks homie... :-)

[Shaggy @fadethepublic77]

Relationship Status: Waving the white flag.

[Lazlo TheMagnificent @Johnny_Redonzo]

I wonder how many of the deliciously perverted and potty mouthed women on here are actually frigid librarians

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

nothing moves faster than a man who just told his mom she could use the computer then remembered he paused a porn earlier

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

me: is there any way..
wife: no
m: there's no chance that..
w: nope
m: but what if..
w: no!
*puts midget down*
*goes back in bar to get son*

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

i like to play this game where my mother in law visits and i take a shot whenever she sighs

time flies when you're blacked out

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

looked over and the guy in the car beside me is eating chicken wings and driving and now i'm wondering if i've ever really lived