hyperblastchic

Just a girl with a mouth like a sailor and a heart of gold.

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

The people that make you smile? Do everything you can to keep those fuckers around.

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

Currently at Nashville Airport #BNA and just watched a woman let her dog urinate all over the main walkway. Are there any rules in this airport?? Absolutely disgusting...

[Alexandre Krauss @AlexandreKrausz]

Overwhelming the number of military cars entering the city of #Shenzhen next to the boarder with #HongKong. #HongKongProtests #China #Democracy

[Alexandre Krauss @AlexandreKrausz]

Disturbing video taken in #Shenzhen just across the boarder with #HongKong. Something extraordinarily bad is about happen. #China #HongKongProtests #Democracy #SaveHongKong
https://t.co/Gad5R5HVZL

[adam 🖋 @AdamTwosleeves]

Republicans: We don’t have a problem with brown people. We just want them to enter legally.

*woman enters legally and becomes congresswoman*

Republicans: SEND HER BACK! SEND HER BACK!

[SHANtilly Lace @theshantilly]

Waiter: Have a good night!

Me: Don’t tell me what to do.

[Jade Munkii @MunkMania]

There’s 75 new paired emojis where you can change the skin tone of each person. Meanwhile I’m trying to remember what it’s like to hold hands with someone who still has skin.

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

I call my vagina “Mary Poppins” because she’s practically perfect in every way.

[SHANtilly Lace @theshantilly]

There are over 20,000 identified near-earth asteroids. Have a good day.

[Jade Munkii @MunkMania]

Fireworks? Yeah there were fireworks. I covered my kid up after she fell asleep, and she farted on me.

[Queen B 👑 @Briidashian]

I can’t believe my 6 pound Yorkie, who is afraid of everything, descended from a blood thirsty wolf.

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

I really hope they have good tequila in hell...

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

A man would pair with this tequila quite nicely.

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

Kids: A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down

Adults: A shot of tequila helps the feelings drown

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

"It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."

-me whispering to this empty bottle of tequila

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

Lick salt*
Shoot tequila
Suck lime**

*lips
**you

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

This tequila tastes like I need more.

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

Let's take shots of tequila, cuddle, and see what happens.

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

Tequila: liquid panty remover

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

Honesty* is the best policy.

*tequila

[hyperblastchic @hyperblastchic]

Broken and trying to glue myself together with tequila.