satan’s niece

eradicate your bullshit ❤️

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it’s crazy how Pattinson is able to run up the score on every other actor in Hollywood for appearing in exciting, interesting projects because he’s the only one who doesn’t have to perpetually keep space on his calendar in case Marvel needs a sixth round of Avengers reshoots

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Everyone today

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

That fat, ugly, fuck wasted $15 million on a botched pool liner but he went all the way to the Supreme Court to make sure hungry kids couldn’t eat.

[satan’s niece @brunsvoldemort]

This was always the end game of big tech and Silicon Valley assholes. Dystopian fiction has been predicting it forever: constant surveillance without consent of the people.
The main way to protest this is consumption. DON’T BUY THIS SHIT and embarrass people who do.

[GnosisWolf @GnosisWolf]

This is not normal, and it is not OK.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Special shout out to guitarist Ricky Wilson, whose post punk surf riffs on that beautiful blue Mosrite guitar were key to their sound. He was one the few gay guitar icons and he passed of AIDs in 1985 at only 32. Massive loss for American music.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This economy is whooping everybody’s asş. Please DO NOT feel embarrassed about your financial situation right now. A lot of people are struggling, and we’re all just doing the best we can to get through it.

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

Trump worked with Taylor Farms to both delay the recall announcement and to try and pin the blame on Taco Bell.. https://t.co/I1V8gcPSb5

[john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW @johnvvariety]

Why is this place always shocked the B-52s rule. They were secret agent queercore punk. They swapped frontman and bg. They came up with things like "You're living in your own private Idaho" and "there's a moon in the sky called the moon". They might be the coolest white band ever

[K. @IbaraEleven]

If Zohran Mamdani announced he’s running for president in 2028 you’d quickly see that the mechanisms to prevent an illegal run absolutely exist.

[lillie pad ⋆｡𖦹 ⍟ @kristilline]

my grandma lowkey based

[Pete C @FlexAvery]

Horror movies are on a win streak right now

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Conservatives are like: This image, which I had to make with AI, says a lot about reality

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Remembering the great Philip Seymour Hoffman on his birthday. 🕊️

[Grace @gracecamille_]

dog walking the Democratic Party with ease every day

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[sitka ($20 and a dream) @sitkapetrodolla]

Jimothy as a baby in my friend’s backyard

[Ben Goggin @BenjaminGoggin]

The real news is that Whole Foods gets the same lettuce as Walmart and Taco Bell but will charge 60% more

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

can’t eat fruit, sky is on fire, and going outside costs $100 now. everything’s great