Callum

this snowflake’s an avalanche

[Colander 🩵 @colander20]

Type of shit James May would say to Jeremy Clarkson after he damages James’ car

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[pulling paper out of hat] "clams"

[pulling 2nd paper out of hat] "with Hepatitis A"

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @deadhandjesus]

He dropped a bar you werent ready for. Think about it more

[Callum @bruntoncallum]

Hell yeah

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

y’all will never be able to convince me that hot sticky weather is better than chilly crispy weather

[𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 🍓⋆｡𖦹°‧ @thehndutimes]

i don’t want to sound bitter but the fact there’s genuine fans waiting for a code and they’re being given to people like this is a little bit disheartening

[Callum @bruntoncallum]

Spezial release on the same weekend as oasis tickets, this is financial abuse

[matt.🦇 @painremainsx]

“AI is replacing us”

Oh yeah? I’d love to see AI crash out over someone they aren’t even dating

[xander @whosalex]

this month went by so fast i fucking hate israel

[Callum @bruntoncallum]

Me in the pussy if I’m being fully honest

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

lmk if you want a video demo

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

telling my grandma with dementia that her name is xbox

[vinny🇪🇺 @vinny_brand2]

day 4 of international break

[Migo @JBW90]

Stepped outside this morning and it’s BRISK

[Wale Gates @walegates]

After the Adolescence series was released last year the government wanted to introduce Anti-Misogyny Lessons in schs as part of PHSE.
A section of the media & politicians kicked against it stating it teaches Boys that they are the problem.

Lets begin there.

[Callum @bruntoncallum]

Happy Oasis code / potentially Callum’s 2nd legitimate suicide attempt day to all who celebrate

[③ @zurskiii]

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot

[Callum @bruntoncallum]

@What_Liam_Said Liam please help, Mike’s pure aired me

[Callum @bruntoncallum]

@mikecambo1 Hey Michael, just wondering what the lyrics are for your vocals in Bide Your Time, I’ve got most of them but can’t figure out the rest!!

‘She’s at home, every day….’

Please help because this has been bugging me for years!!

[natalie @nataliestwt]

I wonder if there are any 17 year old white boys who got named barack in the heat of the moment

[poet @wavstxr]

real niggas let spiders live

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it’s just crazy to me when public figures are like “it’s sooo complicated, i can’t weigh in” and the average israeli public official’s twitter is like “i will send every palestinian into a slaughterhouse”

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Last year I saw a video of a Palestinian father frantically carrying the dismembered remains of his child’s body in a plastic shopping bag, desperately trying to get them to a hospital