hot carl

welcome to art class.
they/them/theirs

[hot carl @brushyourteeth5]

@wangela_ you better haunt the fuck out of me

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

[hot carl @brushyourteeth5]

@eselmann @grok @xaviersonline_ @grok did Elon Musk go to Epstein’s Island

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

How do I cope with negative feelings from being forced to live in Pedophile Hitler World

[sweet dee @deelalz]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was supposed to have a tramp stamp

[( 👊🏾 ˙-˙ ) @muropanako]

i wish this wasn’t some kind of weird scam text bc i would love to.

[kendall @internetfairie]

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

[hot carl @brushyourteeth5]

microwaving salmon at work today

[hot carl @brushyourteeth5]

when will a man respect me as his equal and know I literally AM one of the guys without losing sight of the fact that we’re dating and I want to be romanced and I’m still his little baby brat princess? And don’t say anything stupid I’m not playing any weird straight people games

[hot carl @brushyourteeth5]

more Tommy Bahama shirts please

[hot carl @brushyourteeth5]

god I have to walk 20 minutes at any given point just to sit and cry somewhere nice in this city

[hot carl @brushyourteeth5]

I’ve never once responded to a text before in my life

[hot carl @brushyourteeth5]

Its -leaving booty sweat on the train seat when u get up- season

[amess_ @xzwhodis]

@WydRaya who tf is bill clinton

[felix 💖 @xravedogx]

Hi! Silly legal question. Am I allowed to hang out here?

[hot carl @brushyourteeth5]

keep me updated on your desires

[໊ @wandasattorney]

I JUST FOUND OUT SABRINA CARPENTER’S #GRAMMYs PERFORMANCE WAS A GOLDIE HAWN TRIBUTE???

[hot carl @brushyourteeth5]

I wish we didn’t have to save the world through strategizing in business meetings still

[hot carl @brushyourteeth5]

topping off the worst shift ever with an uber-share, let’s see what else today has in store for me!!!!!!!

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

WTF WILL SMITH JUST SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK????

[hot carl @brushyourteeth5]

I wonder if crying in all my ubers lately is affecting my ratings but I am far too lazy to check