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I'm not clever enough to make up a witty one line bio. She/Her.

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Why are my cats taking shifts watching me poop

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@LauraLoomer @NRSC Please kill yourself

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@christian2fly @hellodonavon This is my favorite tweet I’ve ever read thank you

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

WELCOME (BACK) TO PHILADELPHIA ‼️🦅

@DAndreSwift

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 28 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

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This is your sign to ask your doc about spiranolactone for acne xoxo nothing else has ever worked for me

[John Paul Safford @notjacksafford]

BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil ARRESTED on several drug charges 24 hours before big event

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@emocowboy6969 @Big_Juicy2336 This was like when Shannon yelled at me for spoiling Hamilton cus I said he dies

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@Big_Juicy2336 A go getter

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@emocowboy6969 @chives142 And I was the narrator telling her story

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

CIN 22 - 18 NE
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1075th unique final score in NFL history.

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

RT for a chance to win one of these limited edition A Philly Special Christmas albums signed by yours truly! 🦅🎄 #FlyEaglesFly

@LaneJohnson65 #ProBowlVote

[Orion Spacecraft @NASA_Orion]

We're back after a 1.4 million mile journey around the Moon.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

IND 19 - 54 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1074th unique final score in NFL history.

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

"This is a whole new chapter in astronomy."

Webb researchers found 2 early galaxies, one of which may contain the most distant starlight ever seen. These 2 unexpectedly bright galaxies could fundamentally alter what we know about the very first stars: https://t.co/1MrIy1TAkL

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@chives142 Can you stfu and move here already

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@Kristen_Arnett

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@McDonalds Please do this for chicken selects I’m begging

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@emocowboy6969 This was my philosophy with every single cocktail