nick

perpetually rolling my eyes

[han ꕤ @bubblyrem]

ariana writing petal like

[nick @brutzelsprout]

So is petal an imogen heap album with pretty vocals?

[nick @brutzelsprout]

If I hear one more brain dead voice saying “let’s gooooo” I am going to lose it

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

How fortunate must two people be to find each other at the exact moment they’re both ready to fall in love, in exactly the way the other needs?

[nick @brutzelsprout]

@em19ily I am dabbling in non-bagged lettuce lol

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Isn’t there concern that this slippery slope to socialism inevitably ends up as full-blown communism?

AOC: I mean, no. I think that’s very silly. We can’t even raise the minimum wage. Do they really think communism is going to happen? No. They’re trying to scare people because they don’t want us talking about the fact that we all have a right to health care.

So they want to call everything they don’t like communist because if people actually wake up to the fact that their elected officials are screwing them over when they get here, they’re going to realize they deserve better and that health care as a right isn’t crazy. They want to call this stuff communist because they don’t want us to realize that the rest of the developed world has guaranteed health care. They want to call it communist because they don’t want you to know that Germany, Italy, the UK, Canada—everybody else—has it better than us, and we spend the most money for the worst care in the developed world.

[nick @brutzelsprout]

Does the new heir to the ladyship also inherit custody of the beloved ladybugs? Would think they’d come with the estate.

[ꕤ @cianrollen]

🚨 | Ariana Grande has officially dropped a snippet of “bad thing (bunny hop)”

[nick @brutzelsprout]

@OSHP Yessss I love getting anxious about whether I’m going to be wrongfully pulled over, ticketed, and have to spend $1000 on attorney fees when I pass a trooper, but at least it’s a cute car!!!

[Brian Rosenworcel @bowl_of_worcel]

If you steal a paint chip it's 10 years in prison but take what you want from our Capitol, that's worth a pardon.

[i. adan @Imman_Adan]

There’s no bigger sign you’ve failed as a parent than your child breaking down at a stranger showing them love and acceptance.

[nick @brutzelsprout]

@jennndennn it was the first thing on my twitter. He was getting a fj 🦶🏼🦶🏼

[nick @brutzelsprout]

SSRI should stand for simply stupid really incompetent bc why is my brain soup rn?

[nick @brutzelsprout]

@jennndennn Surprise Hunter Biden porn on the TL was crazy

[ariana grande gifs @vodolove]

these low notes…

[Maxwell Alejandro Frost @MaxwellFrostFL]

There it is. For years they sold people the lie of “we have no problem if you come the right way!” But we’ve always seen right through it that BS.

They’re are racists. That’s it.

[sean @_sn_n]

*votes for a literal celebrity*

[nick @brutzelsprout]

Christmas with my boy, my girls, and my old man (rascal is 14!!!)

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

are people born fergalicious or do they have fergaliciousness thrust upon them