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Toast is me. I am toast.

[Ukeme @UkemeTheRula]

when somebody asks me to do something I’m already doing.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Notice how Muslims serving in US government are pushing for all kinds of progressive policy while Christian evangelicals send us back centuries and strip our rights on a daily basis.

Seems like Muslim politicians aren’t the problem it’s Christian nationalists but yall won’t hear me. 😀

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The Zara Larsson fish lives in tropical waters and stands out for its vibrant colors.

[E @em19ily]

The witty banter I LIVE for

[𝐆 👩🏽‍💻 @Geerelis]

Just coming on here to say yall deadass lying about Aperol Spritz

[E @em19ily]

@blexicanasfff My controversial take is that I never give money to homeless men, only women.

[Brute @BuddyNoLove]

It’s a damn shame what Pinterest did to that app. It’s unusable now.

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

we need to arrest @SouthwestAir for sending me an email every morning saying they have flights for $59 when they in fact do not!!!!

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

Baby, Ms Rachel is on IG cutting up!

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

JUST IN🚨: In a historic environmental turnaround, Costa Rica has doubled its rainforest canopy over the last few decades, making it the very first tropical nation to fully reverse deforestation.

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

husband went to see The Odyssey

[E @em19ily]

@brutzelsprout lol same

[E @em19ily]

So can we eat lettuce yet or still no

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Someone said America has become a torture chamber for smart people, and I couldn't agree more.

[E @em19ily]

@SullyPSullivan @Topgolf A QR code that takes you straight to the menu is one thing, I don’t mind that so much, but a QR to download the app being the only way to order?! I don’t want to download another app wtf

[E @em19ily]

Top Golf making you download their app to view and order off the menu is insane. A server really said, “hi, I’ll be taking care of you, if you want to order, here’s the QR code,” then walked away. So you won’t be taking care of us then. We’ll be taking care of ourselves. @Topgolf

[E @em19ily]

@jas_d_barbie Yessss for recipes and decor inspo

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

As long as you don’t have kids, your 30s are
basically your 20s with money

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Don't let your situationship prevent you from going on a dates. You are single.