Pants (Sacred)

I'm a stupid lame reply guy, I'm a terrible little piggy. Sorry.

[Pants (Sacred) @bryan472]

@i_zzzzzz “It’s a square but…more.”

[Pants (Sacred) @bryan472]

@ChuckGrassley pantsburn legwound

[Pants (Sacred) @bryan472]

@jasonwhitlock You are a fat piece of shit and then you unalive I hope it hurts the whole time.

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

Egypt’s head coach Hossam Hassan dedicating their historic World Cup win to Palestine, its martyrs, and the people of Egypt.

Bigger than football.

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Skipping Taylor Swift’s wedding because I have an Olive Garden coupon that expires today

[andrew @intellegint]

[peter gabriel voice] loading up on Salisbury steak

[Pants (Sacred) @bryan472]

@7why__ydm Kindle for the former, crossword for the latter, plus I stopped caring a long time ago.

[Pants (Sacred) @bryan472]

@theprophetpizza @i_zzzzzz Should be forced to poop in a bucket in the street.

[Pants (Sacred) @bryan472]

@alliharvard @oldlinds Björk energy, and I mean that kindly. Should’ve bought them.

[Pants (Sacred) @bryan472]

@horizonsreview @achewood Wait’ll you try Swan Boy. https://t.co/uAH6CHHS1T

[Pants (Sacred) @bryan472]

@electrolemon This is the best game show in the world, get it streaming here in the states.

[Pants (Sacred) @bryan472]

@NITESHS9067448 @CalltoActivism He's a fat senile old pedophile rapist who is shitting himself in his sleep in James Dolan's luxury box.

[kit 🍋 @sourkrowt]

so my best friend sent me this song that Tyra Banks made herself for a dystopian young adult book she wrote over a decade ago and i'm being so serious i think she officially made the worst song of all time

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

While I am, of course, rooting for them, we should definitely double check their results

[TORMABLAS PARODYIACKLELALES @Tormny_Pickeals]

any time the NBA announcers say Wembanyama did something impressive i just softly whisper to myself "actually that wasn't very impressive, for a guy who is 9 foot tall. that's normal at that size. what would be impressive is seeing him get into a SmartCar"

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I worry that Wembanyama will get caught up in the distractions of New York City, like the Rose Reading Room at the public library or the upcoming conference on participatory futures at The New School

[Pants (Sacred) @bryan472]

@FootyScran @SportingKC Scran me daddy.

[Pants (Sacred) @bryan472]

@intellegint MGS*

[Pants (Sacred) @bryan472]

@intellegint I have been using Felix and Brendan’s eight episode, ~25 hour long Metal Gear Solid series to fall asleep to for months. I mean no disrespect, I just don’t know much about MSG and every time I wake up to some different part of it I laugh. The “army of Fettermans” opener…

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Mulder opening an email from me with the subject “Choop of cabra” and nothing in the body