Solo artist, bassist for fancy guitarists (The Aristocrats, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Mike Keneally, Dethklok). Latest solo album “Scenes From The Flood”.
CREW APPRECIATION: These guys work harder that us to bring you The Aristocrats DUCK European tour! Bottom L to R: Emilio Simeone, Carl Christie, Riccardo Cappelli, Dimitris Karpouzas, Marco Musco (aka Mr. PANDA).
T H A N K Y O U so much to this incredible team! 3 shows left!!
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!: Sometimes I see stage pix of me and I'm like, "uh, who *is* that guy?" I often fall over taking my socks off. But this is a great "rock star!" shot from Erika Gagliardi.
The Aristocrats DUCK World Tour has five shows left! https://t.co/z0AW6ylF2j
ARRIVEDERCI ITALIA, HELLO BENELUX: Treviso, Torino and Milano, 3 amazing shows to close out the wild Italian run. Thank you Italy!
Only 6 shows w The Aristocrats @acratsband left in the entire DUCK World Tour. BeNeLux + Paris + Dublin + London. Info: https://t.co/Ij00BQQhkY
SCENES FROM ROME: I don't tap often, but it's in the first song of The Aristocrats Duck Tour set, and that's when pix are taken, so, sure, I'm always doing this, I'm Mr. Taptaptap.
Also here's a decent up-the-nose shot.
Today starts Week 9! Mood: 🤪
📸: Roberto Scorta
FIVE MORE SHOWS: Sevilla/Valencia/Barcelona Spain, and Livorno/Rome (shown here) Italy, muchas gracias and mille grazie for supporting The Aristocrats @acratsband musical shenanigans!
Next: Roncade/Torino/Milano Italy.
HAKEN'S FEVER DREAM: Thank you for the amazing response to the @Haken_Official + BB collab on their new single "in a fever dream". Lotsa Haken fans out there!
In case you missed it, here's a preview clip. It's up on YouTube and all HakenWorld sources. Sounds huge!
MIKE KENEALLY ON CRUISE TO THE EDGE 2027: This is so, so long overdue! Really excited to finally play some of the incredible @MikeKeneally repertoire for one of the greatest annual gatherings of prog fans today. More details to come - I'll definitely be there!
HAKEN COLLAB: Yep, really. New Haken single just dropped and I’m on bass. Check it out - thanks to @Haken_Official for having me on! Special shout out to Ray and Richard, pleasure to work with.
Listen here: https://t.co/i8pTa2RrT7
@toddhisattva yep, the absolute #1 problem with the USA today is...
**looks around everywhere**
...Democratic Senate candidates.
Objective analysis, clear priority choice of concerns, spot on, totally nailed it, awesome job.
GTFOOH with that
*Dikembe Mutumbo finger wag*
OVERDUE PORTO PHOTO POST: This city is kind of a hidden gem in Portugal. Really gorgeous old town and views over the river. I've been touring for a while now and I am still utterly amazed by Old Europe.
Also, new Aristocrats temp website! https://t.co/Pv1dbBKchA
Quite possibly the single dumbest well educated man in the world. A 6'8" towering monument to absolute imbecility. And a drama queen weirdo with main character complex. Just shut up, you've done enough.
WELKER: Your decision to reopen the Clinton email investigation 11 days before voters went to the polls in 2016 -- knowing what you know now, would you make the same decision?
COMEY: I think so
WELKER: Do you think your decision played a role in the election of Trump?
COMEY: I hope not. My goal that year was to stay out of politics. I'd have to do the same thing again.
Hey Network Solutions @netsolcares, you bought our webhost and now our domain https://t.co/oQ2XkP9xDB has been down for almost a week. We changed nothing. Your custserv team "elevated" our request 4 days ago and still nothing. WE NEED HELP ASAP, we are a band on tour rn!
FOUR MORE CHEERS: Bilbao and Madrid, Spain + Porto and Lisbon, Portugal - thank you for another four great shows with The Aristocrats @acratsband!
Week 7 of 9 rolls on. Next up: Seville, Valencia, Barcelona - and then a whole lot of Italy. 🤌🤌
BEAUTIFUL MALLORCA: I was not really prepared for wonderful and gorgeous Mallorca, but now I'll never forget it. Thanks for welcoming The Aristocrats for the very first time (not something we get to say every day!). Stunning.
Lots of SPAIN coming up, starting tonight in Bilbao.
(Doctors huddling outside of Billy Joel’s hospital room after test results just came back showing he had a heart attack.)
“So, when we tell him, do we do the thing?”