Things you can do as an athlete:
- beat your wife
- abuse your kids
- run from the cops
- do insane amounts of drugs
- go to strip clubs
- bet on games
Things you can’t do as an athlete:
- Support the current President
Look at the generational difference -
1990s:
• Get a university degree
• Get a 9–5 job
• Suit and tie
• Get promoted
• Get married at 21
• Buy a house at 25
• 4 kids, 1 dog
• Retire at 60
2026:
• Survive… Show more
Was just upstairs laying w my 3-year-old, giver her my world famous nightly back scratch to help her fall asleep
I noticed she was staring up at the ceiling
I wondered if she’d articulate an answer if I questioned what she was thinking about, given that she’s 3
So I asked her, “what’re you thinking about sweetheart?”
She sat there for about 3 seconds
Turned her head towards me
“Turtles”
That’s a mental state I yearn for. Not stress. Not work. Not shit I need to do.
Just turtles
Indiana University has mad the playoff two straight years and is currently the number 1 seed.
Indiana. University.
Meanwhile some of y’all are defending Heupel regressing in year 5 and set to run it back with that DC in year 6.
Y’all wild.
Some of yall make fun of Nick Saban for losing his absolute mind on his players with just minutes left when his team is up 30. While our coach shuts the whole team down in the first half with a 20 point lead, teaching them to leave plenty in the tank. Nick Saban won 7 national championships. Heupel didn’t beat a bowl eligible team in year 5. I’ll take a maniac who demands excellence 24/7/365 please and thank you.
Steve Sarkisian:
5 years at Texas
Took over a 7–3 team with deep NIL pockets
45–19 overall record
→ “Top-5 coach”
Josh Heupel:
5 years at Tennessee
Took over a 3–7 team with scholarship limitations
43–18 overall record
→ “Not good enough”