Bryant

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

Just had a long, very realistic dream that I was cleaning my room. You have no idea how pissed I was when I woke up and it was still dirty

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

I reallllly hope I never go to jail, Cuz at least 90% of the time I shower I drop the soap.

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

I know my coat was awesome. But seriously who steals a coat?

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

This album is going to be fucking ridiculous. @blissneso
http://t.co/HxpcAEsRSZ

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

Speed trap is back at whites and bayfield

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

How can my house have eight guitars in it and not a single pick?

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

Someone come clean my house for me? Please?

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

Every now and then I fall apart, and I need you now tonight. I fuckin need you more than ever #oldschool

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

Thank you Baltimore $$$

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

Instagram makes me feel like the only person in the world without a dog

[kaitlin olson @KaitlinOlson]

Chip! Chip! Chipadelphia!!!!!!!!!!

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

@_DJFrannyB haha you are welcome my friend..only gets better the further in you get

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

How the hell is les mis gonna be sold out right now

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

How come you aren't allowed to say merry Christmas anymore but December 24th is still called Christmas Eve? Shouldn't it be holiday eve?

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

Is it just me or does the guy who picks up when you call rapid taxi just keep getting ruder and ruder

[Gridiron 🏈 @GridironPosts]

Roddy White is putting your Fantasy Football team on his back doe.

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

Can't help but wonder how many of these tragedies wouldn't have happened if not for the media coverage they bring. It's guaranteed infamy

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

Jesus Christ Philly...

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

If you take up more than one spot when you're parking then you are a d-bag.

[Bryant @bryantlyons]

Is it weird that I feel dirty for owning an iPhone #bb