bz 🇺🇸

get a clue #SouthernNotState 🦅

[bz 🇺🇸 @brycebahnfleth]

@mayorrr12 @DiscussingFilm best actor of his generation, you just hate to see somebody winning

[bz 🇺🇸 @brycebahnfleth]

@sunQ_osrs @Dexerto you’re in the USA and don’t understand the first amendment?

[Bark @barkmeta]

Realizing the best performing asset of the last 5 years wasn’t Bitcoin, stocks, or gold…

It was Pokemon cards.

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

King Harris goes off mid-podcast after getting trolled for being arrested in his Pokémon fit:

“I’ll smoke a nia in a Pikachu onesie… and I ain’t Pikachu today, nia… we can get down.”

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY

[Shane ☃️ @MakeItR4yne]

I’ve seen enough Dak Prescott is going to make Michael Trigg a star

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

TRADE OFFER:

The Saints receive: a new tight end
This dog receives: a comfy spot on the couch

[barney @barneyxbt]

let me make sure i’m understanding this correctly

the supreme court is refunding all tariff money back to corporations.

the same corporations that didn’t pay a single cent of those tariffs to begin with.

they passed every dollar directly to you through higher prices on everything you buy

you went to the store and paid more for groceries. you paid more for clothes. for car parts. for literally everything.

that money came out of YOUR pocket not theirs

and now the refund goes to THEM?

the corporations who used the tariffs as an excuse to raise prices even higher than the tariff itself and pocket the difference

the american people funded the tariffs.

the corporations profited off the tariffs.

and now the corporations get a refund on money they never spent in the first place
and nobody in washington thinks the people who actually paid should get the money back.

not a single person has even suggested it

guess we are never getting our DOGE checks either

this country does not work for you.

it works for them. it’s a joke

and they’re not even pretending anymore

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

He beat a 52-year-old woman in her own apartment so severely that he caved in her skull, and then stole her car and used her debit card to buy a PS5. He will be out of prison by the time he is 41. An absolute travesty of justice. #RapeHimToDeath

[Britton Taylor @brittontaylor]

IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD?

[bz 🇺🇸 @brycebahnfleth]

@theimparted a single degree or certification would have saved you from blaming someone else for your what you’re worth…

[bz 🇺🇸 @brycebahnfleth]

@FrequentTh1nk3r @memetheleft @Arealmfngl when you have to ask AI a loaded question to get the answer you want, you just look like an idiot.

[The Scientific Lens @LensScientific]

“While spacewalking I realized something, I used to think I was scared of heights but now I know I was just scared of gravity.”

― Artemis II Astronaut Reid Wiseman

[bz 🇺🇸 @brycebahnfleth]

@_OKJ__ yea, some big bang or black hole created all of this just coincidence that it’s perfect to support human life. YOU are the center of the universe Kelvin

[NASA @NASA]

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.

Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@POTUS: "We have 45,000 soldiers in South Korea to protect us from Kim Jong-un, who I get along with very well... He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person."