Bryce Dube

'95 Til Infinity

[Janos @isjanosnba]

all friend I am love have you for this TITLE . we are CHASMPION they are bum!!

[greg @greg16676935420]

Me biking around with my pet basil plant so I don’t have to murder a mosquito

[greg @greg16676935420]

Imagine not killing a mosquito that is sitting on your arm sucking your blood

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

Is @TheOldestAnimal the trigger man behind Abe Lincoln’s murder??? They call him Jonathan but never mention his full name. He was born 6 years before the “real” John Wilkes Booth. He may very well be the perfect get away tortoise

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

Kenny Powers is my spirit animal

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

But all the ass magic in Mexico can’t change Kenny Powers from his core beliefs. I’m not an ass man. I’m a tit man. I like big ass boobs… Now and forever

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

Adios bubble butt

[wint @dril]

if a komodo dragon gave me a bacterial infection in the wilds of indonesia i would simply clean the wound and move on

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

🕺 Bidi bidi bom bom 💃

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

I STILL BUMP SELENAAAAA WHEN I GET DRUNK

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

@StoolGreenie He just keeps proving he is MJ’s son and we keep ignoring it

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

And on Sundays we go to church aka ripping bowls in the sun and listening to the music of Jah

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

Pats are trash, my fantasy team is trash, I’m trashed. 9 o clock feels like it’s 12 hours away. I need to hear swords clashing right now

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

Looking for an arborist to come drop a tree on me

[Demon Time @DemonTimeTweet]

It’s Time. 😈⏰

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

I need a ride to Guitar Center right fucking now. All I do is drink beer and sing the blues anyways

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

I’ve heard some fucked up lyrics before but “well I took some pills and she took the dogs” has gotta be the absolute worse

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

Tyler Childers. That’s it

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Just an unbelievable hat to wear to your HoF induction. King.

[Bryce Dube @brycedube]

Malcom Brogdon could voice Obama in any animated show/movie that has Obama in it