James Hummer

Ginger jokes light my soul ablaze

[Josh Nunez @joshnunez__]

how did he do the lebron james challenge better than lebron james https://t.co/o5ydQlOV1V

[Bro Code @BROTlPS]

How😱 https://t.co/Xclvq0NXkg

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I am a filthy Irish animal.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN! #CalvinAndHobbes

[Bianna Golodryga @biannagolodryga]

The President has woken up to news that 7 US sailors have died. He has chosen to tweet about witch hunts and poll numbers.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I still have access. I'll DM them to you. https://t.co/MhibEYDBTg

[Zito @_Zeets]

[LeBron holds two pieces of bread on the sides of the reporter's head]

LeBron: What are you? https://t.co/nyCYBfFbXQ

[Archie Bland @archiebland]

Full quote: "Londoners will see increased police presence today and over the course of the next few days. There's no reason to be alarmed" https://t.co/H0RxdK50Lc

[Tom Chivers @TomChivers]

Yes it would definitely have been better for everyone if they could have easily got guns, good point Don https://t.co/rn0oMIfao1

[Karen Howell @karenehowell]

When you gotta make sure you're not wearing these.

[James Hummer @Brycehummer]

This whole Kathy griffin thing got me feelin trump staged it all

[James Hummer @Brycehummer]

This too accurately describes my life accidentally https://t.co/me6ZzWPgve

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

What I really like about Mr. Trump is how true to his word he always is.

[James Hummer @Brycehummer]

Fuckin bears can pur. Brb Quiting college and movin to Alaska to adopt one https://t.co/3UtDHE40vH